I wanna be around when Shrek turns 50
March 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I wanna be around when Shrek turns 50
If I ever get absurdly wealthy, I will spare no expense, to find out what a cat’s inner monologue SOUNDS like, NOT their thoughts. The SOUNDS they hear when they think.
March 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If I ever get absurdly wealthy, I will spare no expense, to find out what a cat’s inner monologue SOUNDS like, NOT their thoughts. The SOUNDS they hear when they think.
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I'm back! What’d I miss?
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm back! What’d I miss?
Tony Romo walked so Travis Kelce could run.
October 17, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Tony Romo walked so Travis Kelce could run.
I’m the sad guy at family dollar getting dry pasta and four loko
October 13, 2023 at 9:46 PM
I’m the sad guy at family dollar getting dry pasta and four loko
Now I know why the losers in New York like their oysters in a can.
September 29, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Now I know why the losers in New York like their oysters in a can.
Running for Governor of Texas on a Jennifer’s Jacket Platform
September 8, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Running for Governor of Texas on a Jennifer’s Jacket Platform
My hotel had a “holy borfle”
August 20, 2023 at 12:25 AM
My hotel had a “holy borfle”
Asking me to choose between aliens and AI is like asking me to choose between my children.
August 6, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Asking me to choose between aliens and AI is like asking me to choose between my children.
I love all Aliens, or whatever you prefer to be called.
August 6, 2023 at 12:56 AM
I love all Aliens, or whatever you prefer to be called.
I love AI please let the record show
July 23, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I love AI please let the record show