PizzaDash
@pizzadash.bsky.social
Man in the making, entrepreneur extraordinaire. He/Him. No AI (PLEASE TRUST ME I AM A HUMAN)
casually exploring google maps right now but I don't think we're ever going to top this one
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
casually exploring google maps right now but I don't think we're ever going to top this one
Life is stressful (so to speak)
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Life is stressful (so to speak)
Probably not funny or relevant but I need to get this one out of my system
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Probably not funny or relevant but I need to get this one out of my system
Me 0.02 seconds before spending 3 hours on my bed looking at my phone
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me 0.02 seconds before spending 3 hours on my bed looking at my phone
Sound like you need 1 of these
November 4, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Sound like you need 1 of these
HEY Bluesky give me some HOT TAKES that would leave ME like this
October 18, 2023 at 3:04 PM
HEY Bluesky give me some HOT TAKES that would leave ME like this
Hey it's me pizza (redrawn for privacy's sake) this is a callback from 2 minutes ago when i was dying in the summer heat at the train station. At the time i really didnt like summer haha!
July 16, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Hey it's me pizza (redrawn for privacy's sake) this is a callback from 2 minutes ago when i was dying in the summer heat at the train station. At the time i really didnt like summer haha!
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
HELLO @moonana.bsky.social IT'S ME PIZZA I CREATED A BLUE SKY ACCOUNT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS MAN
July 3, 2023 at 4:42 PM
HELLO @moonana.bsky.social IT'S ME PIZZA I CREATED A BLUE SKY ACCOUNT TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS MAN