Sean
@pizzafliptofakie.bsky.social
Today at work I brought up how in college I would measure units of money in terms of how many Hot & Ready pizzas I could afford and they all laughed at me.
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Today at work I brought up how in college I would measure units of money in terms of how many Hot & Ready pizzas I could afford and they all laughed at me.
going one step beyond the economic blackout today by shitting my brains out in a mcdonalds bathroom without buying anything
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
going one step beyond the economic blackout today by shitting my brains out in a mcdonalds bathroom without buying anything
about to “per my last email” my way into a fucking meltdown
February 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
about to “per my last email” my way into a fucking meltdown
squid game season 2 was poop from a butt.
December 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
squid game season 2 was poop from a butt.
my grandma put her oxygen tube in the cake
December 26, 2024 at 3:32 AM
my grandma put her oxygen tube in the cake
my bag grew three times its size that faithful day
December 2, 2024 at 2:06 AM
my bag grew three times its size that faithful day
I hate this motherfucker so much
November 28, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I hate this motherfucker so much
post a secret in the replies below, it’s safe here
November 27, 2024 at 6:51 PM
post a secret in the replies below, it’s safe here
I would do anything to join their crew
November 27, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I would do anything to join their crew