chris
@pizzaluhver.bsky.social
people have already forgotten about this app
Found out I have a half-sister and that our father died in 2012. Wtf is this year??
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Found out I have a half-sister and that our father died in 2012. Wtf is this year??
My mom loves me so she brought me this after she had dinner at the Cheesecake Factory ❤️
July 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My mom loves me so she brought me this after she had dinner at the Cheesecake Factory ❤️
According to this lasagna I am a family of four
May 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
According to this lasagna I am a family of four
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs 📽️
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs 📽️
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Having a midlife crisis, as a treat
April 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Having a midlife crisis, as a treat
Drink water
Love harder
Walk farther
Punch a nazis
Love harder
Walk farther
Punch a nazis
March 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Drink water
Love harder
Walk farther
Punch a nazis
Love harder
Walk farther
Punch a nazis
I want to be alone with you
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I want to be alone with you
Mentally and physically I am this pie
January 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mentally and physically I am this pie
I remember when you could get a honeybaked ham for less than a months rent
December 21, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I remember when you could get a honeybaked ham for less than a months rent
How much longer do I have to hold on, Wilson Phillips?
December 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
How much longer do I have to hold on, Wilson Phillips?
It’s in the 30s, that should be illegal
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 PM
It’s in the 30s, that should be illegal
It’s too early to be awake
December 10, 2024 at 3:28 PM
It’s too early to be awake
Under a tsunami warning. How’s your day going?
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Under a tsunami warning. How’s your day going?
No amount of coffee will make me a morning person
December 5, 2024 at 3:49 PM
No amount of coffee will make me a morning person
Nosferatu implies the existence of Yesferatu
December 4, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Nosferatu implies the existence of Yesferatu
Some of you have only learned sex positions from dogs and it shows
December 1, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Some of you have only learned sex positions from dogs and it shows
A higher calling but it’s just me getting high and calling you
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
A higher calling but it’s just me getting high and calling you
Taking my mom shopping. Rip to my sanity
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Taking my mom shopping. Rip to my sanity
Floating down the Nile on my crocodile
(I’m a rapper now)
(I’m a rapper now)
November 26, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Floating down the Nile on my crocodile
(I’m a rapper now)
(I’m a rapper now)
What a year this week has been
November 26, 2024 at 2:36 AM
What a year this week has been