Tommy
@pizzamydick.bsky.social
I am just a seal that also happens to be Astra Yao’s #1 fan. They/He
The way my manager gassed me up today in a performance review and my imaginary tail was wagging the whole time m. I love being praised
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The way my manager gassed me up today in a performance review and my imaginary tail was wagging the whole time m. I love being praised
I feel I made every attempt I could to socialize this weekend and every single one failed and now I’m just sad
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I feel I made every attempt I could to socialize this weekend and every single one failed and now I’m just sad
The way chilis started playing pinkpantheress right when I walked by. They knew the vibes !!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The way chilis started playing pinkpantheress right when I walked by. They knew the vibes !!!
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October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Ok I know it’s biased of me to say but warehouse workers are so sexy
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Ok I know it’s biased of me to say but warehouse workers are so sexy
Genuinely AI need to take dispensary jobs always from people.
September 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Genuinely AI need to take dispensary jobs always from people.
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September 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My out of context discord commentary while we all watch anime is truly something
September 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
My out of context discord commentary while we all watch anime is truly something
Been getting really comfy in my body again. If I could just have bigger arms and keep my belly I’ll be a very happy seal
September 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Been getting really comfy in my body again. If I could just have bigger arms and keep my belly I’ll be a very happy seal
Post work armpit selfie for no reason at all
September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Post work armpit selfie for no reason at all
Tomatoes and ice fruit vapes go hand and hand
September 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Tomatoes and ice fruit vapes go hand and hand
Truly a blessed week being in the department my work crush is in
September 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Truly a blessed week being in the department my work crush is in
Just need to survive two days of work then…
a girl is riding a scooter in a video game with a robot behind her
ALT: a girl is riding a scooter in a video game with a robot behind her
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September 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Just need to survive two days of work then…
The constant need to over explain everything so you’re not misunderstood
August 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The constant need to over explain everything so you’re not misunderstood
Being caught up on events in gacha games is such a sexy feeling
August 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Being caught up on events in gacha games is such a sexy feeling
The way my old trainer from work is back and she’s the sweetest old lady that always makes sure they aren’t overworking me
August 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The way my old trainer from work is back and she’s the sweetest old lady that always makes sure they aren’t overworking me
I’ve lived in a hotel for months and I surprisingly (and thankfully) never heard anyone get it on
August 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’ve lived in a hotel for months and I surprisingly (and thankfully) never heard anyone get it on
My mom put on the movie with the wolf everyone goons for on and just left it up ???? She hates animated movies btw
August 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My mom put on the movie with the wolf everyone goons for on and just left it up ???? She hates animated movies btw
Just saw a man get scared by his own girl. He literally jumped up lol
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just saw a man get scared by his own girl. He literally jumped up lol
Men “into fashion” look so dumb you’re shirtless with a puffy fur coat on in California summer
August 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Men “into fashion” look so dumb you’re shirtless with a puffy fur coat on in California summer
Straight ppl will really sit there and call a gay person sus… like ok Sherlock
August 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Straight ppl will really sit there and call a gay person sus… like ok Sherlock
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save me mega dragonite
August 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
save me mega dragonite