told my physical therapist that walking on hardwood floors in my new apartment was causing some pain and she suggested looking for orthopedic house shoes. And that’s just about the oldest of old lady sentences I’ve ever encountered in my life. I hate it (still gonna get the old lady shoes though).

I can really tell what stuff I packed in advance and what I packed at 2 am the day the movers were coming because what version of myself thought it was a good idea to wrap a bunch of sheet music and loose knives together in a bedsheet?

There’s something so weird and lonely about a half unpacked apartment when you’re moving.

Moving to a new apartment in August in Texas is the absolute worst. I don’t even usually go outside in August.

I’m having one of those rare days where I’m angry and instead of just kinda being cranky, I’m rage cleaning. I need more of that.

Sometimes I look at my dog and feel genuinely jealous that she just gets to nap all day and has no idea what an executive order is.

I really wish I was the kind of person who could pull off wearing a jumpsuit, but I also know I’m not the kind of person who is ok having to take off their entire outfit to pee.

I was so proud that I did a deep clean of my kitchen, so I decided to reward myself by cooking a nice dinner. Now I have to clean the kitchen again. 😭

Baldur’s Gate 3 honor mode finished! Now time to play again so I can use my shiny new dice.

So he slayed both literally and figuratively. Also, free him!

I just had to utter the sentence “don’t worry about my knees cracking, they just do that sometimes.” Just in case anyone wonders what being middle aged is like.

Next up, Trump is going to appoint my dog to lead the Department of Keeping Snacks Away from Dogs.

Ok, fess up. Who wished on a monkey’s paw for someone to buy hasbro so they didn’t fuck up d&d? I just wanna talk.

I got a haircut for the first time in forever and on a whim decided to get bangs. The part I was worried about (the bangs) look good, but the rest of my hair is giving Lord Farquaad vibes.

It’s been forever since I listened to kpop, but my 2nd gen heart can’t handle the feelings that come with a new Bigbang performance. It makes me so emotional. 🥹 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox29...

I’m in a giant waiting room with easily 20+ empty chairs and yet the only other person here chose to sit in the chair next to me.