@pjc71.bsky.social
6ft 5 sexual powerhouse billionaire handsome Adonis
and incredible lying bastard
and incredible lying bastard
Prepare and Manchester United are complete opposites
September 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Prepare and Manchester United are complete opposites
One step forward
Two steps back
Atrocious defending
Non existent midfield
Joke of a club
Two steps back
Atrocious defending
Non existent midfield
Joke of a club
September 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One step forward
Two steps back
Atrocious defending
Non existent midfield
Joke of a club
Two steps back
Atrocious defending
Non existent midfield
Joke of a club
I was brought up by a pack of hyenas
Times were hard and food was scarce
But we always had a good laugh
Times were hard and food was scarce
But we always had a good laugh
September 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I was brought up by a pack of hyenas
Times were hard and food was scarce
But we always had a good laugh
Times were hard and food was scarce
But we always had a good laugh
The best of the best
July 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The best of the best
We’re doomed Mr.Mainwaring
Doomed
Doomed
June 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We’re doomed Mr.Mainwaring
Doomed
Doomed
My mate, once farted in an elevator
Which is wrong on so many levels
Which is wrong on so many levels
May 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My mate, once farted in an elevator
Which is wrong on so many levels
Which is wrong on so many levels
If your Aunty had balls
May 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If your Aunty had balls
A goalkeeper once asked me for directions
I sent him the wrong way
I sent him the wrong way
May 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A goalkeeper once asked me for directions
I sent him the wrong way
I sent him the wrong way
Alex Ferguson wasn’t there surely ?
April 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Alex Ferguson wasn’t there surely ?
Were the Arsenal fans part of it ?
April 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Were the Arsenal fans part of it ?
If Laurel and Hardy wrote a sketch about the clowns ,people would say it’s too far fetched
April 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If Laurel and Hardy wrote a sketch about the clowns ,people would say it’s too far fetched
Were you visiting your Aunty Climax?
April 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Were you visiting your Aunty Climax?
My missus should be the next Manchester United manager
It only took her 5 minutes into the game to realise, that Hojlund is shite and yet, it took Ruben Amorim 67 minutes to realise the same thing. I think we can all agree, my missus knows a thing or two and she’s not even Portuguese
It only took her 5 minutes into the game to realise, that Hojlund is shite and yet, it took Ruben Amorim 67 minutes to realise the same thing. I think we can all agree, my missus knows a thing or two and she’s not even Portuguese
March 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My missus should be the next Manchester United manager
It only took her 5 minutes into the game to realise, that Hojlund is shite and yet, it took Ruben Amorim 67 minutes to realise the same thing. I think we can all agree, my missus knows a thing or two and she’s not even Portuguese
It only took her 5 minutes into the game to realise, that Hojlund is shite and yet, it took Ruben Amorim 67 minutes to realise the same thing. I think we can all agree, my missus knows a thing or two and she’s not even Portuguese
I think you got a bit carried away, with the ‘stars’ bit
February 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I think you got a bit carried away, with the ‘stars’ bit
“You are all losing your jobs.
If you tell anyone, we will sack you”. This is not, a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Or is it?
If you tell anyone, we will sack you”. This is not, a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Or is it?
February 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“You are all losing your jobs.
If you tell anyone, we will sack you”. This is not, a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Or is it?
If you tell anyone, we will sack you”. This is not, a Laurel and Hardy sketch. Or is it?
We will soon knock that out of him
February 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We will soon knock that out of him
About as much use
As an ashtray on a motorbike
As an ashtray on a motorbike
February 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
About as much use
As an ashtray on a motorbike
As an ashtray on a motorbike
If you are getting an hanging smell… it’s him there
February 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you are getting an hanging smell… it’s him there
I do prefer The Tesco Chain Store Mascara myself though
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I do prefer The Tesco Chain Store Mascara myself though