Phil Smith
@pjfsmith.bsky.social
Is a harrowing victory a thing? I still feel harrowed
December 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Is a harrowing victory a thing? I still feel harrowed
I need closure on this... how'd they take it?
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I need closure on this... how'd they take it?
This screams "I just sent a risky text and need reassurance"
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This screams "I just sent a risky text and need reassurance"
To be fair, not a scenario I'm likely to encounter. I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with a world-renowned chocolatier once and it was an absolute nightmare so can sympathise
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
To be fair, not a scenario I'm likely to encounter. I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with a world-renowned chocolatier once and it was an absolute nightmare so can sympathise
What's the former Archbishop of San Salvador ever done to you?
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What's the former Archbishop of San Salvador ever done to you?
It would be unusual to turn the engines off mid-flight
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It would be unusual to turn the engines off mid-flight
How is this even remotely enforceable?
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
How is this even remotely enforceable?
And would sir like any langoustine with his mud?
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And would sir like any langoustine with his mud?
"Hallo. I borb. We friend? Just kidding fuck you!!!!!"
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Hallo. I borb. We friend? Just kidding fuck you!!!!!"
*runs to grab madeleine tray*
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
*runs to grab madeleine tray*
Arguably everything they say/do at the moment is good news for all other parties. They're giving "shambles" a bad name.
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Arguably everything they say/do at the moment is good news for all other parties. They're giving "shambles" a bad name.
There was a lot of noise about Corbyn being unelectable when he lead Labour. This is like he's asked himself to hold his own beer.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There was a lot of noise about Corbyn being unelectable when he lead Labour. This is like he's asked himself to hold his own beer.
Truly the gift that keeps on giving
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Truly the gift that keeps on giving
Cannot recommend. Will be too hot.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Cannot recommend. Will be too hot.
100%. Im really starting to question my faith in Kuenssberg and Peston
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
100%. Im really starting to question my faith in Kuenssberg and Peston
Truly the gift that keeps on giving
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Truly the gift that keeps on giving
Normalising racist as crass then is it?
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Normalising racist as crass then is it?
What would you have them do, as an independent news organisation?
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What would you have them do, as an independent news organisation?
I'm joking... I wouldn't touch that place with a muddy stick 🙂
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm joking... I wouldn't touch that place with a muddy stick 🙂
I vehemently disagree and have quote tweeted this on Xitter
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I vehemently disagree and have quote tweeted this on Xitter
Or what?! I refuse to be intimidated.
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Or what?! I refuse to be intimidated.