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Father of two. I pound on a bass guitar for fun and sometimes profit. Horror lover. Love to cook, though I am mostly bad at it. I have never had enough sleep.
He may have taken a sideshow attraction and turned it into a multi-billion dollar industry, but he was also a giant piece of shit. I don't care who he supported politically. The way he treated others in the industry he helped bring to American living rooms should be enough for anyone to despise him.
July 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He may have taken a sideshow attraction and turned it into a multi-billion dollar industry, but he was also a giant piece of shit. I don't care who he supported politically. The way he treated others in the industry he helped bring to American living rooms should be enough for anyone to despise him.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS
May 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS
Gonna tell my grandkids this was the Thunderbolts*
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Gonna tell my grandkids this was the Thunderbolts*
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me in the National Security team group chat
I was going to go to Target, but I realized I am wearing a shirt I bought at Target, and I don't want to change my shirt, so I'm not going to Target today.
March 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I was going to go to Target, but I realized I am wearing a shirt I bought at Target, and I don't want to change my shirt, so I'm not going to Target today.
I watched the new Thunderbolts* trailer on YouTube (I missed it during the Superb Owl). I had to watch 2 ads before I could see it. Yes, I had to watch commercials before I could watch a commercial.
February 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I watched the new Thunderbolts* trailer on YouTube (I missed it during the Superb Owl). I had to watch 2 ads before I could see it. Yes, I had to watch commercials before I could watch a commercial.
If this halftime show has taught me anything, it's that a lot of celebrities are like "Fuck Drake".
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If this halftime show has taught me anything, it's that a lot of celebrities are like "Fuck Drake".
The office for the next few days.
February 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The office for the next few days.
2 out of 8 isn't bad.
Surprise entry predictions:
Men's vet: DDP
Men's up and coming/NXT: Trick
Joke entry: Santino
Return: AJ
Women's vet: Awesome Kong
Up & Coming: Roxanne Perez
Joke entry: Tatum Paxley (Quick elimination)
Return: Becky Lynch and Jade Cargill
#RoyalRumble
Men's vet: DDP
Men's up and coming/NXT: Trick
Joke entry: Santino
Return: AJ
Women's vet: Awesome Kong
Up & Coming: Roxanne Perez
Joke entry: Tatum Paxley (Quick elimination)
Return: Becky Lynch and Jade Cargill
#RoyalRumble
February 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
2 out of 8 isn't bad.
Surprise entry predictions:
Men's vet: DDP
Men's up and coming/NXT: Trick
Joke entry: Santino
Return: AJ
Women's vet: Awesome Kong
Up & Coming: Roxanne Perez
Joke entry: Tatum Paxley (Quick elimination)
Return: Becky Lynch and Jade Cargill
#RoyalRumble
Men's vet: DDP
Men's up and coming/NXT: Trick
Joke entry: Santino
Return: AJ
Women's vet: Awesome Kong
Up & Coming: Roxanne Perez
Joke entry: Tatum Paxley (Quick elimination)
Return: Becky Lynch and Jade Cargill
#RoyalRumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Surprise entry predictions:
Men's vet: DDP
Men's up and coming/NXT: Trick
Joke entry: Santino
Return: AJ
Women's vet: Awesome Kong
Up & Coming: Roxanne Perez
Joke entry: Tatum Paxley (Quick elimination)
Return: Becky Lynch and Jade Cargill
#RoyalRumble
Men's vet: DDP
Men's up and coming/NXT: Trick
Joke entry: Santino
Return: AJ
Women's vet: Awesome Kong
Up & Coming: Roxanne Perez
Joke entry: Tatum Paxley (Quick elimination)
Return: Becky Lynch and Jade Cargill
#RoyalRumble
Of course, that's not what I want from the #RoyalRumble. I would prefer Penta wins the Men's, Iyo wins the Women's, and they challenge each other to a Cero Miedo match at Wrestlemania. First to break an arm wins.
February 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Of course, that's not what I want from the #RoyalRumble. I would prefer Penta wins the Men's, Iyo wins the Women's, and they challenge each other to a Cero Miedo match at Wrestlemania. First to break an arm wins.
It's #RoyalRumble Saturday. My predictions: Charlotte Flair wins the Women's Rumble, challenges Tiffany Stratton at Wrestlemania. Roman wins the Men's Rumble, then aids Cody in the ladder match against K.O., so he can finish his story at Mania.
February 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's #RoyalRumble Saturday. My predictions: Charlotte Flair wins the Women's Rumble, challenges Tiffany Stratton at Wrestlemania. Roman wins the Men's Rumble, then aids Cody in the ladder match against K.O., so he can finish his story at Mania.
Saquon Barkley is so selfish. He won't even let the other team tackle him.
January 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Saquon Barkley is so selfish. He won't even let the other team tackle him.
Why did I put on the Suns v Cavs game. 8+ mins left in the 3rd, down +20 for the highest payroll in the NBA. Great ooglie mooglie.
January 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Why did I put on the Suns v Cavs game. 8+ mins left in the 3rd, down +20 for the highest payroll in the NBA. Great ooglie mooglie.
Yes, I know it was temporary. This is still funny.
January 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yes, I know it was temporary. This is still funny.
Friendly reminder, if you still have Thanksgiving leftovers in your fridge, you should probably toss them out.
January 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Friendly reminder, if you still have Thanksgiving leftovers in your fridge, you should probably toss them out.
Why did nobody tell me there is a 3rd Feeders movie? I had to discover it in my Tubi suggestions like a normie.
January 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why did nobody tell me there is a 3rd Feeders movie? I had to discover it in my Tubi suggestions like a normie.
Post your favourite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only
January 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Post your favourite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only
"They've doinked their way to the divisional round!"
What a glorious sentence. Such intrigue. Very provocative.
What a glorious sentence. Such intrigue. Very provocative.
January 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"They've doinked their way to the divisional round!"
What a glorious sentence. Such intrigue. Very provocative.
What a glorious sentence. Such intrigue. Very provocative.
I never imagined adulthood would mean monitoring which of my possessions are, and are not, microwave and dishwasher safe.
January 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I never imagined adulthood would mean monitoring which of my possessions are, and are not, microwave and dishwasher safe.
Living somewhere that does not receive snow makes me feel like an outsider here. I am a stranger in a strange land. Regale me with your tales of Snow Days and plowing roads, and in turn, I shall speak of frying eggs on sidewalks and using oven mitts to touch the steering wheels in our cars.
January 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Living somewhere that does not receive snow makes me feel like an outsider here. I am a stranger in a strange land. Regale me with your tales of Snow Days and plowing roads, and in turn, I shall speak of frying eggs on sidewalks and using oven mitts to touch the steering wheels in our cars.
My first New Year's Resolution is to do a complete 360 from where I'm at now. I'm going to spin around in a circle and go back to doing the same shit that I always do.
January 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My first New Year's Resolution is to do a complete 360 from where I'm at now. I'm going to spin around in a circle and go back to doing the same shit that I always do.
I hate it when I'm right.
Nice, I have the rare opportunity to watch the Suns and the Cardinals lose at the same time!
December 29, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I hate it when I'm right.
Nice, I have the rare opportunity to watch the Suns and the Cardinals lose at the same time!
December 29, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Nice, I have the rare opportunity to watch the Suns and the Cardinals lose at the same time!