Cue an American lawyer cutting and pasting this into their next court report
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Cue an American lawyer cutting and pasting this into their next court report
I awnt to ask them about the etiquette of turning the sheets
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I awnt to ask them about the etiquette of turning the sheets
Hopefully he's on his way to a better home for Christmas, judging byt he 'Road To Hell' sentiment, guided by his Mam
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hopefully he's on his way to a better home for Christmas, judging byt he 'Road To Hell' sentiment, guided by his Mam
Paddington The Reaper needs to recalibrate his sights. OK, Jesus wants good people for his sunbeams but Beelzebub has a few spaces that need filling PDQ and those red hot pokers cost a fortune to keep hot, plus there's all that CO2 he's producing for nowt
December 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Paddington The Reaper needs to recalibrate his sights. OK, Jesus wants good people for his sunbeams but Beelzebub has a few spaces that need filling PDQ and those red hot pokers cost a fortune to keep hot, plus there's all that CO2 he's producing for nowt
I hope they used fire resistant tinsel as Val Singleton decreed
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I hope they used fire resistant tinsel as Val Singleton decreed
There was a wave that washed out of our TV when Karen's name was announced. I think all three deserved the win but I felt the TV studio's mood lift even higher with that result.
December 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There was a wave that washed out of our TV when Karen's name was announced. I think all three deserved the win but I felt the TV studio's mood lift even higher with that result.
Brilliant result. Any of the three of them would have been a deserving winner though
December 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Brilliant result. Any of the three of them would have been a deserving winner though
Great work. When you have your version of the Nuremburg trials after 2028 those people should be tied up in court for years as they try to prove they didn't enable so much harm to USA and people around the world. I assume they will receive autopen presidential pardons for their wrongdoings though
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Great work. When you have your version of the Nuremburg trials after 2028 those people should be tied up in court for years as they try to prove they didn't enable so much harm to USA and people around the world. I assume they will receive autopen presidential pardons for their wrongdoings though
Half the Teslas around us are driven by total wankpuffins. It's like they took the entitlement of a BMW driver, the lunacy of a Fiat 500 driver and the decrepitude of a Corolla Verso driver and rolled their worst traits into one body
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Half the Teslas around us are driven by total wankpuffins. It's like they took the entitlement of a BMW driver, the lunacy of a Fiat 500 driver and the decrepitude of a Corolla Verso driver and rolled their worst traits into one body
Something to do with 'Sean Connery', a woman called Diana and a steamy assignation, just before they adopted a dog?
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Something to do with 'Sean Connery', a woman called Diana and a steamy assignation, just before they adopted a dog?
Beelzebub and his horde have produced a special roughly textured red hot poker to insert into his filthy jacksy
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Beelzebub and his horde have produced a special roughly textured red hot poker to insert into his filthy jacksy
Yes. All those Ukrainian cities that have been destroyed attacked poor defenceless Russia. All those men, woman and children who have been murdered were a real threat with their industriousness, dancing, singing and general joyfulness
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yes. All those Ukrainian cities that have been destroyed attacked poor defenceless Russia. All those men, woman and children who have been murdered were a real threat with their industriousness, dancing, singing and general joyfulness
LOL. I like YouTube on TV because I enjoy watching 55 second adverts for betting services and rubber dog turds 5 minutes before the video ends - just when the YouTuber is about to deliver their vital final remarks🤪
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
LOL. I like YouTube on TV because I enjoy watching 55 second adverts for betting services and rubber dog turds 5 minutes before the video ends - just when the YouTuber is about to deliver their vital final remarks🤪
Trumpski's equivalent of drawing moustaches on the subjects. If it was a 5-year old kid it would be mildly amusing but apparently he's an adult
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Trumpski's equivalent of drawing moustaches on the subjects. If it was a 5-year old kid it would be mildly amusing but apparently he's an adult
Old style Pirates used to fly the Jolly Roger, these days they appear to have appropriated the Stars & Stripes which hitherto has largely been associated with honesty. The next President will have a lot of fences to mend and apologies to make
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Old style Pirates used to fly the Jolly Roger, these days they appear to have appropriated the Stars & Stripes which hitherto has largely been associated with honesty. The next President will have a lot of fences to mend and apologies to make
We went to see Die Hard in a cinema in Bristol on the 4th of July (I guess in 1989?). Afterwards we went for a few beers in an American bar to celebrate Independence Day. So for me it isn't really a Christmas movie.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We went to see Die Hard in a cinema in Bristol on the 4th of July (I guess in 1989?). Afterwards we went for a few beers in an American bar to celebrate Independence Day. So for me it isn't really a Christmas movie.
The new game is 'guess if parcel has been delivered and where it might be'. I had Royal Mail play that game with me last week. I found it behind one of the wheelie bins after I'd logged on to their Tracker page to see where it was and found the message 'Handed To Resident'
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The new game is 'guess if parcel has been delivered and where it might be'. I had Royal Mail play that game with me last week. I found it behind one of the wheelie bins after I'd logged on to their Tracker page to see where it was and found the message 'Handed To Resident'
Don't all those rich guys require a staircase that goes nowhere just for show? And their roof needs to be tin, which rings very loudly when it hails. Little time then to provide a spare room for use as a studio, especially with all the biddy biddy bum malarkey
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Don't all those rich guys require a staircase that goes nowhere just for show? And their roof needs to be tin, which rings very loudly when it hails. Little time then to provide a spare room for use as a studio, especially with all the biddy biddy bum malarkey
Are they re-launching Terrahawks? My kids used to watch that programme in the 1980s
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Are they re-launching Terrahawks? My kids used to watch that programme in the 1980s
You can tell they've never lived that life if they're saying it was the good old days. Few houses had a coal fire lit in each room, so one room might be red hot with its roaring fire, but the other rooms would have ice on the inside of their windows, especially first thing in the morning.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You can tell they've never lived that life if they're saying it was the good old days. Few houses had a coal fire lit in each room, so one room might be red hot with its roaring fire, but the other rooms would have ice on the inside of their windows, especially first thing in the morning.
Those unnecessary data centres should be part of a load shedding scheme. If the supply network looks to be overloaded they should either shut down or radically reduce their load
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Those unnecessary data centres should be part of a load shedding scheme. If the supply network looks to be overloaded they should either shut down or radically reduce their load