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Plain_Simple
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The official account for direct communication and idea sharing. Born in 2003, 22 years old.
There will be some discussions of NSFW stuff, so 18+ only.
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Plain_Simple/pseuds/Plain_Simple
If it was a Lustverse I think they’d get the need.

They’d probably have like- a trade system. Marrow for sex or something.
March 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So. (Undertale AU) MC finds that it’s not quite blood they need, but the magic in blood.

Humans have some, but it’s like 8%, so vampire MC needs quite a lot.

Then Monsters surface and she finds that their magic saturated blood/marrow/whatever flows is better for them.
February 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Of course, they still wanna help people, it’s in Pap’s nature after all.

But they do it more subtly. Like, they find an issue like farms lacking manpower/equipment, so come up with a way to fund employees for farms
January 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Possible Hobbies/Special interests:

Exercise/keeping fit
Weight lifting
Insect research
Painting
Astronomy
Laws/Legal stuff
Animal Care
Greenhouse plants
Vegetable patch
January 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Sans and Paps just wanna be goofy bois with their hobbies and shit, but MC wants to deal with the corrupt nobles and stuff

Then when an assassin tries to off MC, Paps just comes out of nowhere and handles them with like, a single punch to the chest.

He’s crazy strong
January 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Like- that’s how people tell when they’re reacting seriously?
So Edge is acting all mad cuz MC made him lasagne or something, but they look at his lights and he’s hiding heart shaped lights

Or Blue trying to hide that he’s mad, but the target lights stand out
January 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maybe they offer to have guards loyal to TK watch their estate or something or maybe they agree to have trackers put on the BM’s so it’ll deter them from trying to kill MC and run?
December 28, 2024 at 7:25 AM
What about a god of history?
They encourage people to document important information and events.
Know every bit of history known and unknown.
They’re incredibly wise and get mad when humans repeat the same mistakes, but get them to write it down yet again for future reference.
December 17, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Wealth could mean anything.
As long as someone feels they are wealthy in some way, even indirectly, then it works.

Wealthy in friends, family members?
Toys or collectibles?
What if the god encourages this by helping them get more of that thing?
Even stealing or harming others for it.
December 17, 2024 at 1:12 PM
God of Fun goes wherever someone is enjoying themselves. That could be sexual, but it could mean they follow and help people who kill for fun or suppressing others.
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
But! Tale Boss Monsters need to be watched more closely, so TK looks into keeping them in some of his Nobles’ places.

MC, who was called to the main Palace to watch, volunteers to take them on.
TK is reluctant, since MC is their only kid, but MC convinces him.
December 17, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Mind you- he used underhanded tactics to get his victory in Fell.

So, he orders that the Tale Monsters get moved to Horror Kingdom. The deal was that Horror residents do work for less money than humans, but get extra resources. So Tale Monsters get the same treatment.
December 17, 2024 at 9:41 AM
So MC is mostly cut off from the rest of the kingdom’s issues, but it’s difficult to keep the conquest thing hush hush when your own dad is patting himself on the back for conquering so many kingdoms in quick succession.
December 17, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Tale gets the merciful side of TK, since they weren’t prepared for the war.

Whereas Fell gets the brunt of his anger since they were prepared, so it looked like they were already planning to attack TK’s kingdom.

Horror came to an agreement, so got a deal in exchange for food and resources.
December 17, 2024 at 9:30 AM
So Tale gets surprise attacked by TK (Tyrant King).

Fell fights valiantly, having prepared for the war.

Horror was too weak, so didn’t fight at all and even managed to come to an agreement with TK.
December 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
The other kingdoms are Tale, Fell and Horror - for lack of a better name for them rn.

Tale covers both Tale and Swap.
Fell covers Fell, Swapfell, Fellswap.
Horror covers Horrortale only or I guess there could be like- Horrorfell or swap or something.
December 17, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Blue would be on the forgetful side too I think.

He’d try to be upbeat and help MC out. Helping them regain or deal with their new movement issues, but he’d say or do something like a kiss on the cheek and just freak out MC.
Get too close too quickly, weirding them out.
December 11, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Stretch is sad. MC acts differently from before, so dooesn’t react the same way they did from before. He doesn’t try to get them to remember actively, but accidentally brings something up, then remembers halfway through that they don’t remember and feels guilty when they give that awkward sad look.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Edge would be frustrated. He would think that the memories from before accident with MC mean nothing because they don’t remember, so would try desperately to get them to remember.

More of a denial thing than anything else. MC tries to avoid him to the best of their ability.
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 AM