Caroline Gold
@planetcaroline.bsky.social
Writer, Humourist: Award-winning Playwright & Screenwriter.
Poodle owner. Sleep enthusiast.
*Will follow back!*
Poodle owner. Sleep enthusiast.
*Will follow back!*
My Dog Lulu as a Lioness
January 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My Dog Lulu as a Lioness
Some of the best bits of the bible
Regrettably never made it to the final draft.
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Regrettably never made it to the final draft.
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January 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Some of the best bits of the bible
Regrettably never made it to the final draft.
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Regrettably never made it to the final draft.
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In 15th century Austria it was believed that The 3 Magi all lived happily ever after.
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January 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
In 15th century Austria it was believed that The 3 Magi all lived happily ever after.
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Thought I would do a more up to date Profile pic.
January 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Thought I would do a more up to date Profile pic.
The first ever 'Compare The Meerkat' campaign.
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January 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The first ever 'Compare The Meerkat' campaign.
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France 1350: One man two cups
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January 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
France 1350: One man two cups
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Early Ai was very primitive and easily spotted as it was inclined to produce multiple limbs. duplicate heads, full bladders, and tiny willies.
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Early Ai was very primitive and easily spotted as it was inclined to produce multiple limbs. duplicate heads, full bladders, and tiny willies.
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January 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Early Ai was very primitive and easily spotted as it was inclined to produce multiple limbs. duplicate heads, full bladders, and tiny willies.
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Early Ai was very primitive and easily spotted as it was inclined to produce multiple limbs. duplicate heads, full bladders, and tiny willies.
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The original version of Tales Of The Riverbank. France 15th century.
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Caroline Gold
January 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The original version of Tales Of The Riverbank. France 15th century.
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Caroline Gold
In 11th-century Italy, for a short and fucked-up period it was not unusual for some babies to be swaddled and breastfed right up to age 18. Much like Chinese foot-binding, it produced fashionably small sausage-like adults.
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January 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In 11th-century Italy, for a short and fucked-up period it was not unusual for some babies to be swaddled and breastfed right up to age 18. Much like Chinese foot-binding, it produced fashionably small sausage-like adults.
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More Caro Memes
January 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
More Caro Memes
In remote parts of 15th century rural Germany, some believed that Mary was actually a stern-faced hefty washerwoman from the Rhineland called Helga.
January 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In remote parts of 15th century rural Germany, some believed that Mary was actually a stern-faced hefty washerwoman from the Rhineland called Helga.
Elton's latest hair transplant went a bit too far.
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Elton's latest hair transplant went a bit too far.
Just looking at it and you can feel the excitement and smell the unique odour of a 20th Century Northern Line carriage on a Saturday night.
January 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just looking at it and you can feel the excitement and smell the unique odour of a 20th Century Northern Line carriage on a Saturday night.
This is an illustration of my ancestor Caroline D'or, depicting the Traditional nursery rhyme:
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
'Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
And she shall have music wherever she goes.'
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
'Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
And she shall have music wherever she goes.'
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This is an illustration of my ancestor Caroline D'or, depicting the Traditional nursery rhyme:
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
'Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
And she shall have music wherever she goes.'
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
'Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
And she shall have music wherever she goes.'
At night I see White and Gold, during the day Blue and Black
January 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
At night I see White and Gold, during the day Blue and Black
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM