Annette Hynes
@planktonnette.bsky.social
Microbial oceanographer, crochet designer, Mashreq percussionist, and friEndo. Welcome to the House of Tortitude.
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It was like a holiday horror movie and I keep hoping she will outdo herself.
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It was like a holiday horror movie and I keep hoping she will outdo herself.
I have a Garfield 4-H camp t-shirt from the late 80’s-early 90’s.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I have a Garfield 4-H camp t-shirt from the late 80’s-early 90’s.
How did they know my coats need a bath?!?!?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How did they know my coats need a bath?!?!?!
A childhood friend cut me off but that was back in the Tea Party and Palin days.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A childhood friend cut me off but that was back in the Tea Party and Palin days.
We love and support you! 🧡🧡🧡
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We love and support you! 🧡🧡🧡
We were supposed to have a pedestrian plaza in the “Melrose Promenade” project, but it seems to have stopped short of that.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We were supposed to have a pedestrian plaza in the “Melrose Promenade” project, but it seems to have stopped short of that.
She’s giving “Kleya in a red hood” vibes.
a collage of three pictures of a woman with a red hood
Alt: A collage trio of Rebel leader Kleya from Dtar Wars “Andor” walking with purpose. Kleya is shown in her navy suit, red hooded jacket, and yellow scrubs.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
She’s giving “Kleya in a red hood” vibes.
The joke’s on them. My phone is old and its memory is full, so I shan’t be bothering with their myriad of apps.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The joke’s on them. My phone is old and its memory is full, so I shan’t be bothering with their myriad of apps.
I love him! My friend’s dad had a cat named Chervil. 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I love him! My friend’s dad had a cat named Chervil. 🥰
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is shaking his head in shame. 🥐
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is shaking his head in shame. 🥐
Tell Elliot that I love him! ❤️ 🐈
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tell Elliot that I love him! ❤️ 🐈
Honestly I’d take these over the scooters and e-bikes we have on the sidewalks in Seattle.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Honestly I’d take these over the scooters and e-bikes we have on the sidewalks in Seattle.
The cat just got up, so I got you covered!
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The cat just got up, so I got you covered!
Indeed! Send them all home.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Indeed! Send them all home.
This gave me a flashback to college when paper towels were removed from residence hall bathrooms after a long and hard-fought battle by environmentalist students.
Later that fall there was a Shigella outbreak and the paper towels returned.
Later that fall there was a Shigella outbreak and the paper towels returned.
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This gave me a flashback to college when paper towels were removed from residence hall bathrooms after a long and hard-fought battle by environmentalist students.
Later that fall there was a Shigella outbreak and the paper towels returned.
Later that fall there was a Shigella outbreak and the paper towels returned.
Awesome idea for a new horror movie just dropped 🧺 🦈
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Awesome idea for a new horror movie just dropped 🧺 🦈
I couldn’t even get a cat until I felt more stable.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I couldn’t even get a cat until I felt more stable.
I put my money on the tortie.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I put my money on the tortie.
Thank you for your service! 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thank you for your service! 🫡
Nope. Young men should not be influenced by this guy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Nope. Young men should not be influenced by this guy.