I am not a nag.

And they'd be right to! Who doesn't want to spend an evening in the service of Elysium’s most desired MILF

The losers spend a night with me. ^_^

I am Lord of Harvest, I sow my desires among my worshipers and then reap the rewards once they bear fruit. Some have called this "grooming" but I think that's a little negative.

I have a son?

"Fondling" is such a gross negative term. I prefer to call it "caressing".

Good girl~

You made me this way.

I mean I would subtweet you too but I think my entire existence does that already. ^_^

Okay but who said you could look up? Or speak?

Everything I do with the grass has been consented to and approved, because it's the law and you consent to be governed by the laws of a place by being there. This is a perfectly normal and not at all abusive system.