gd right and it’s past time they’re inducted into the Brietbard (no relation) HOF

just pulled up that date on the microfilm reader and the papers of record are all on about 📰 Delivery Room Doctors Issue First Ever ‘Bozo Alert’

that’s a lot still imo

you just start bouncing on it i think

god he’s so lucky 😩 i’d love an in-ground trampoline

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Hacksaw mini poll:

- Mamma Mia!
- Fuggedaboudit!
- OHHHHH! *Paulie Walnuts face*
- How many pregnant women ate this and miscarried?

lmfao, just looked it up.

there were objections when he was hired in the wake of multiple (PTFC) scandals over misogynistic jokes he tweeted in like 2011 or 2012. club intro post had him 100ft tall stepping over the supporters lol

but he’s been very nice and endearing just kinda reeks as a coach

Recently learned that they’re two separate guys

nice fella. glad they parted ways instead of firing him.

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1: a police officer found an endangered vulture on the ground

2: he shot the poacher along with poacher’s dog

3: he brought the vulture back to life and spent time cleaning his habitat

4: now the vulture has a girlfriend and is no longer endanger

yes I saw a sea lion and an otter in it last week plus a bunch of birds

they should swap the name Fire and the name Mercury.

a Phoenix is made of Fire while the Willamette River in beautiful Portland, Oregon is contaminated with Mercury.

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oh hell yes, turning it on now

wildcats legend, man of the match

he can play but

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D on’t
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comfortable taking dev minutes away from the younger guys