Bitches [Affectionate]
(Onneadose is ours!!♡)
(Onneadose is ours!!♡)
January 10, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Bitches [Affectionate]
(Onneadose is ours!!♡)
(Onneadose is ours!!♡)
*eats a sand dollar*
January 9, 2024 at 11:04 PM
*eats a sand dollar*
turkey got special privileges. Bland asf, stringy asf, always drier than a popeyes biscuit, AND YALL STILL EAT THAT MF???
November 23, 2023 at 4:29 PM
turkey got special privileges. Bland asf, stringy asf, always drier than a popeyes biscuit, AND YALL STILL EAT THAT MF???
Its wild how *hits blunt and evaporates*
November 18, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Its wild how *hits blunt and evaporates*
Im surprised when im dx says im fucked up but i live my life like
November 13, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Im surprised when im dx says im fucked up but i live my life like
There is no joy like knowing your favorite song is stuckin someone elses head. Me? infiltrate ur mind? Apparently. Ha!
November 12, 2023 at 9:33 PM
There is no joy like knowing your favorite song is stuckin someone elses head. Me? infiltrate ur mind? Apparently. Ha!
Its all fun and game until
November 7, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Its all fun and game until
Reposted by Plasm Thaumius
*loudly sucks air thru empty straw in a drink cup with only ice left every time you speak*
November 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
*loudly sucks air thru empty straw in a drink cup with only ice left every time you speak*
sometimes writing helps parse things, so have a poem
October 31, 2023 at 6:56 PM
sometimes writing helps parse things, so have a poem
you cant hurt me, ill just dissasociate until its over and ask you if you wanna go get burgers.
October 31, 2023 at 6:27 PM
you cant hurt me, ill just dissasociate until its over and ask you if you wanna go get burgers.
mice just be on sumn different. How you got the audacity to eat my food, piss wherever you walk, skitter across my fuckin toes but the SECOND i move you run like a lil bitch? get over here and die with honor you 1 inch furry fuck
October 31, 2023 at 4:02 PM
mice just be on sumn different. How you got the audacity to eat my food, piss wherever you walk, skitter across my fuckin toes but the SECOND i move you run like a lil bitch? get over here and die with honor you 1 inch furry fuck
Hot take: Jax from TADC isnt funny, hes a dickhead at best and someone who i wish would abstract or at least be gravely injured because of how srsly mean he is. Hes not cute, not funny, I wanna see him ball his eyes out and beg someone to spare a life, even if its not his own.
October 30, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Hot take: Jax from TADC isnt funny, hes a dickhead at best and someone who i wish would abstract or at least be gravely injured because of how srsly mean he is. Hes not cute, not funny, I wanna see him ball his eyes out and beg someone to spare a life, even if its not his own.
Watching F•R•I•E•N•D•S cuz Matthew Perry RIP, but DAMN. Ross was just straight up 🏳️🌈phobic. "My GiRlFrIeNdS a LeSbIaN >:[[[[[[["
Id turn straight if my only option was ross friggen geller, jeezey pete.
Id turn straight if my only option was ross friggen geller, jeezey pete.
October 30, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Watching F•R•I•E•N•D•S cuz Matthew Perry RIP, but DAMN. Ross was just straight up 🏳️🌈phobic. "My GiRlFrIeNdS a LeSbIaN >:[[[[[[["
Id turn straight if my only option was ross friggen geller, jeezey pete.
Id turn straight if my only option was ross friggen geller, jeezey pete.
Canadian: "I didnt enjoy britain"
british: "RuDe AmErIcAnS!!"
Canadian: *is canadian*
british: "RuDe AmErIcAnS!!"
Canadian: *is canadian*
October 30, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Canadian: "I didnt enjoy britain"
british: "RuDe AmErIcAnS!!"
Canadian: *is canadian*
british: "RuDe AmErIcAnS!!"
Canadian: *is canadian*
You ever look at your pet and just realize youll never be whole again after theyre gone?
October 29, 2023 at 9:43 PM
You ever look at your pet and just realize youll never be whole again after theyre gone?
*ben shapiro voice* What if, Hypothetically, Bitches were eating? What if, perhaps, I was the aforementioned 'Bitches'?
October 29, 2023 at 8:22 PM
*ben shapiro voice* What if, Hypothetically, Bitches were eating? What if, perhaps, I was the aforementioned 'Bitches'?
earth kinda sux who wants to- *suddenly dissapears, log out message suddenly appears in everyones peripheral*
October 29, 2023 at 7:00 PM
earth kinda sux who wants to- *suddenly dissapears, log out message suddenly appears in everyones peripheral*
i am a strong independent pillbug *scuttles*
October 29, 2023 at 12:08 PM
i am a strong independent pillbug *scuttles*
alcohol tastes horiffible why am i drunk
October 29, 2023 at 2:49 AM
alcohol tastes horiffible why am i drunk
might fuck around and-- *falls asleep in a recliner with 30 blankets and a squishmallow*
October 29, 2023 at 12:49 AM
might fuck around and-- *falls asleep in a recliner with 30 blankets and a squishmallow*
i think garnet could one hit KO any power ranger, and im not taking critique
October 28, 2023 at 8:32 PM
i think garnet could one hit KO any power ranger, and im not taking critique
Musky Husky Elon cant get me!!! Dobby is a free bitch!!!
October 28, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Musky Husky Elon cant get me!!! Dobby is a free bitch!!!