Fake Plastic Cowboy
@plasticcowboy.bsky.social
2. Slide. Instant retirement
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
2. Slide. Instant retirement
So much rugby football, old chap
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
So much rugby football, old chap
Or he thinks he's playing Risk and is after both
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Or he thinks he's playing Risk and is after both
Unless you read the thread I assumed the duck was the driver, fell asleep, crash and now they're all in hell
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Unless you read the thread I assumed the duck was the driver, fell asleep, crash and now they're all in hell
His head's gone
January 18, 2026 at 9:32 PM
His head's gone
Would have made JJ McCarthy blush
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Would have made JJ McCarthy blush
Don't threaten us with a good time
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Don't threaten us with a good time
75 yarder incoming
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
75 yarder incoming
Tried the old double bluff and lost
January 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Tried the old double bluff and lost
That whole Puka thing was literally the lowlight of the season
January 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
That whole Puka thing was literally the lowlight of the season
Fake! Should be the official app of sport for that bloke
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Fake! Should be the official app of sport for that bloke
This season is stuttering to a halt
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
This season is stuttering to a halt
Officials: We have received word from the frontier that the kick is good
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Officials: We have received word from the frontier that the kick is good
Sorry bout the mugging, eh.
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sorry bout the mugging, eh.
Talks a bit much for a Finn but I'm going to say Finnish
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Talks a bit much for a Finn but I'm going to say Finnish
Only nog made within 20 furlongs of West Egg village square can be called egg nog
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Only nog made within 20 furlongs of West Egg village square can be called egg nog
Please redact!
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Please redact!
Boozy Floozy Muther Cluckers
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Boozy Floozy Muther Cluckers
Hope you're well paid for each new chapter this shambles generates
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hope you're well paid for each new chapter this shambles generates
Time to
Activate
Made-up
Excuses
Activate
Made-up
Excuses
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Time to
Activate
Made-up
Excuses
Activate
Made-up
Excuses
What has Canada done to deserve this?
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What has Canada done to deserve this?
At least the WRU will be pleased when the Jac Morgan ultras sell out the Principality if Gloucester ever play there in the Prem circus game
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
At least the WRU will be pleased when the Jac Morgan ultras sell out the Principality if Gloucester ever play there in the Prem circus game