BlueMonday
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Quicksand turned out not to be the threat I thought it would be when I was a kid…
Mr President, is there a Stealth Plane in the room right now?
Open the bomb doors Brad!
Open the bomb doors Brad!
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Mr President, is there a Stealth Plane in the room right now?
Open the bomb doors Brad!
Open the bomb doors Brad!
Receives “FIFA Peace Prize” starts a War. Fuck Trump, Fuck FIFA…
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Receives “FIFA Peace Prize” starts a War. Fuck Trump, Fuck FIFA…
Soooooooooo, the biggest and most consistent liar on planet earth wants to sue the BBC, in pursuit of the truth.
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Soooooooooo, the biggest and most consistent liar on planet earth wants to sue the BBC, in pursuit of the truth.
Can I get back to my colouring book now. I drew a cat!
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Can I get back to my colouring book now. I drew a cat!
Of course Im not going to text sensitive, real time intelligence of imminent military strikes to a journalist I’ve never met.
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Of course Im not going to text sensitive, real time intelligence of imminent military strikes to a journalist I’ve never met.
Someone with Schizophrenia would never be allowed to become Commander In Chief with access to the Nuclear Codes. What’s the difference with Malignant Narcissism? Genuine question.
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Someone with Schizophrenia would never be allowed to become Commander In Chief with access to the Nuclear Codes. What’s the difference with Malignant Narcissism? Genuine question.
on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
They may start with best Intentions but often descend into acrimony, division and financial chaos. Too often the History, culture and even supporters input are ignored in pursuit of some vanity project. Sometimes nefarious business interests are at play or over ambitious reliance on money-ball
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
They may start with best Intentions but often descend into acrimony, division and financial chaos. Too often the History, culture and even supporters input are ignored in pursuit of some vanity project. Sometimes nefarious business interests are at play or over ambitious reliance on money-ball
4/4 on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
4/4 on a Corporation’s balance sheet. Owners who never attend, engage, or even communicate with Club or supporters. Sporting ambition is zero as they crash from one crisis to another with outcomes being cost cutting and rationalisation of staffing. And now with support dwindling a slow death awaits
3/4player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
3/4player trading models, with the intent of generating profits. However this is often at the expense of squad competitiveness and stability. This is happening at Blackburn Rovers. A once stable Premier League Club with healthy support and fan engagement and sporting ambition. Now just a line on
If only this were a scene from Julius Caesar…
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If only this were a scene from Julius Caesar…
In Trumps America, it will be easier to buy a gun than to Vote in Elections…
December 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
In Trumps America, it will be easier to buy a gun than to Vote in Elections…
And the Pee Tapes
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And the Pee Tapes
And yet they lie. With impunity. Every. Fecking. Day. When will this Kafkaesque nightmare end…
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
And yet they lie. With impunity. Every. Fecking. Day. When will this Kafkaesque nightmare end…
And that’s why we’ll be dancing in the Streets when life leaves your body, you soulless evil scumbag…
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And that’s why we’ll be dancing in the Streets when life leaves your body, you soulless evil scumbag…
Bacon. The answer is Bacon…
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Bacon. The answer is Bacon…
Trump has formed the USA into a representation of himself. A self obsessed, delusional ego maniac. A cruel sadistic,festering malcontent. Lacking even microscopic traits of kindness, compassion or empathy.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Trump has formed the USA into a representation of himself. A self obsessed, delusional ego maniac. A cruel sadistic,festering malcontent. Lacking even microscopic traits of kindness, compassion or empathy.
Boy! are you going to regret it. Especially when you find out, your President is a Russian asset recruited in the 1980’s. So has effectively invaded and taken over your Country. God Bless America 🥴
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Boy! are you going to regret it. Especially when you find out, your President is a Russian asset recruited in the 1980’s. So has effectively invaded and taken over your Country. God Bless America 🥴
Careful what you wish for!
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Careful what you wish for!
This Coup d’état is being carried out by the dumbest fucktards in recorded history. It really is time the smart decent people did something about THIS SHIT!!!
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This Coup d’état is being carried out by the dumbest fucktards in recorded history. It really is time the smart decent people did something about THIS SHIT!!!
Just answer the question you ThunderCunt…
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just answer the question you ThunderCunt…