Plato's Alimony
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If you use vscode youre a fascist
I don't think discord survives a recession without a massive change in its revenue strategy
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't think discord survives a recession without a massive change in its revenue strategy
Travelling for work next week and I was genuinely hoping for a week where I spend my nights alone in my hotel room but we have events every night instead
April 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Travelling for work next week and I was genuinely hoping for a week where I spend my nights alone in my hotel room but we have events every night instead
Social media companies are not prepared to survive the reduction in ad-spend caused by a recession
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Social media companies are not prepared to survive the reduction in ad-spend caused by a recession
I 3-0ed my pre-release. This card put in a lot of work tbh
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I 3-0ed my pre-release. This card put in a lot of work tbh
After I became a parent I learned that the whole "music make baby smart" thing is completely fiction. It's based on one poorly conducted study on college students from 20 years ago.
You may have heard that music helps with brain development in babies. But what kind of music do babies like? And how can you tell if it’s too much for your baby?
Tips For Soothing Your Baby With Music, From A Music Therapist
Babies like music, but they generally have preferences. A music therapist reveals the best kinds of music to soothe a baby.
www.sciencefriday.com
April 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
After I became a parent I learned that the whole "music make baby smart" thing is completely fiction. It's based on one poorly conducted study on college students from 20 years ago.
This line of thinking is still stupid
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This line of thinking is still stupid
This line of thinking assumes democrats have any agenda at all which there is no reason to believe
I unironically think that by 2027 we will have a full blown Democratic shadow cabinet that is just straight up bypassing the administration and holding direct talks with foreign governments.
April 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This line of thinking assumes democrats have any agenda at all which there is no reason to believe
Sorry to say that her campaign is over now
March 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sorry to say that her campaign is over now
People with strollers for their dogs are subhuman
March 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
People with strollers for their dogs are subhuman
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
Red mana dork very cool
March 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Red mana dork very cool
It rules that Trump got elected and immediately pressed the bright red recession button
March 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It rules that Trump got elected and immediately pressed the bright red recession button
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I have lost nearly 10 pounds while eating an ice cream bar almost every day, I think I will start a new diet trend
February 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I have lost nearly 10 pounds while eating an ice cream bar almost every day, I think I will start a new diet trend
When my brother was in elementary school he got in trouble for distributing a meme that said "Josh Gottheimer hates minorities"
He was so correct
He was so correct
February 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When my brother was in elementary school he got in trouble for distributing a meme that said "Josh Gottheimer hates minorities"
He was so correct
He was so correct
Kickoff celebrations is probably the best card in Aetherdrift
February 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Kickoff celebrations is probably the best card in Aetherdrift
Can't wait to finish filing taxes man just waiting on a few more docs
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can't wait to finish filing taxes man just waiting on a few more docs
The one thing I hate about my job is how fucking stupid and difficult the process of getting a new job is.
The interview process requires that I study useless algorithms for months so that I can perform well on an arbitrary test. Given the fast-approaching recession, I have to start studying AGAIN
The interview process requires that I study useless algorithms for months so that I can perform well on an arbitrary test. Given the fast-approaching recession, I have to start studying AGAIN
February 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The one thing I hate about my job is how fucking stupid and difficult the process of getting a new job is.
The interview process requires that I study useless algorithms for months so that I can perform well on an arbitrary test. Given the fast-approaching recession, I have to start studying AGAIN
The interview process requires that I study useless algorithms for months so that I can perform well on an arbitrary test. Given the fast-approaching recession, I have to start studying AGAIN