I cordially extend the invite with a smile. 😏

also ➡️ those balls

Yes. 😅

I’m generally less afeared by people who may happen to see me from other buildings (because of the curtains, panes of glass and street/lane between us) than I am of people who are just trying to do their job without stress or upset suddenly being confronted by my nakedness in the same room.

So do I, but I’m always terrified by the possibility that they’re going to walk in to clean the room and see my unclothed groin (says the guy putting photos of it on the internet 😅) despite the “do not disturb” sign on the door. 😬

I love Butchers Diner, and my last Melbourne visit was the only time I didn’t manage to go. 🥲

Every time I do it after not doing it for a while I’m always like “I love doing this, I should do it more 🥰”.

Especially when we’re talking about a delightfully hirsute pubis. 🥰

Some footage (also not great, but you get the idea)! 🥰

It is so warm here - it’s the perfect time to do it. 😈