Jacque Strap
@playguycartman.bsky.social
Head R/utopiacolosseum moderator
Ever have to check the gender of a Tempur-pedic pillow
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ever have to check the gender of a Tempur-pedic pillow
Zohran Mamdani’s NYC:
“Hey im wokeing here!”
“Hey im wokeing here!”
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Zohran Mamdani’s NYC:
“Hey im wokeing here!”
“Hey im wokeing here!”
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Weather “f words” cannot wait to tell you your house is either getting a coating or 8 inches of snow
#whythehellevensayanything
#icouldatoldyouthat
#getthefactsright
#whythehellevensayanything
#icouldatoldyouthat
#getthefactsright
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Weather “f words” cannot wait to tell you your house is either getting a coating or 8 inches of snow
#whythehellevensayanything
#icouldatoldyouthat
#getthefactsright
#whythehellevensayanything
#icouldatoldyouthat
#getthefactsright
Nothing says “Im your disbarred uncle” more than a last second gift from Walgreens!🎄
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Nothing says “Im your disbarred uncle” more than a last second gift from Walgreens!🎄
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Now lets check in on the other games from around the league tonight
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Now lets check in on the other games from around the league tonight
Heard behind me at Bruins game:
“Is the Dab still a thing?”
“It comes and goes in waves”
No it doesnt #its2025lilvrowakeup
“Is the Dab still a thing?”
“It comes and goes in waves”
No it doesnt #its2025lilvrowakeup
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Heard behind me at Bruins game:
“Is the Dab still a thing?”
“It comes and goes in waves”
No it doesnt #its2025lilvrowakeup
“Is the Dab still a thing?”
“It comes and goes in waves”
No it doesnt #its2025lilvrowakeup
When can we puts ads inside of ads! Im sick of not seeing enough advertisements! Please less CONENT and more ADVERTISEMENT
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
When can we puts ads inside of ads! Im sick of not seeing enough advertisements! Please less CONENT and more ADVERTISEMENT
If someone told me Tom Cruise donated 10 mil to Scientology over starving kids, I wouldn’t care! Its Tom Cruise!
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If someone told me Tom Cruise donated 10 mil to Scientology over starving kids, I wouldn’t care! Its Tom Cruise!
Someone said im bad at decorating Christmas cookies in the big 2025 🎄
Alright bud 🤣🤣
Alright bud 🤣🤣
December 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Someone said im bad at decorating Christmas cookies in the big 2025 🎄
Alright bud 🤣🤣
Alright bud 🤣🤣
My COP neighbor is having a landscaping team of 4 guys leaf blow his postage stamp sized yard🤣 #PROTECTANDBELAZY
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My COP neighbor is having a landscaping team of 4 guys leaf blow his postage stamp sized yard🤣 #PROTECTANDBELAZY
Bought all this for the fam and I🍺🍷
As soon as I leave the store, me old hag tells me shes not bringing the kids over for christmas🤬😡
WHAT THE F*$k!!
After 45 minutes of a screamin match she still wouldn’t give…
Guess im getting SLAMMED by myself this year #HAPPYHOLIDAYSYOUFRIGGINBITCH
As soon as I leave the store, me old hag tells me shes not bringing the kids over for christmas🤬😡
WHAT THE F*$k!!
After 45 minutes of a screamin match she still wouldn’t give…
Guess im getting SLAMMED by myself this year #HAPPYHOLIDAYSYOUFRIGGINBITCH
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Bought all this for the fam and I🍺🍷
As soon as I leave the store, me old hag tells me shes not bringing the kids over for christmas🤬😡
WHAT THE F*$k!!
After 45 minutes of a screamin match she still wouldn’t give…
Guess im getting SLAMMED by myself this year #HAPPYHOLIDAYSYOUFRIGGINBITCH
As soon as I leave the store, me old hag tells me shes not bringing the kids over for christmas🤬😡
WHAT THE F*$k!!
After 45 minutes of a screamin match she still wouldn’t give…
Guess im getting SLAMMED by myself this year #HAPPYHOLIDAYSYOUFRIGGINBITCH
Are you guys serious? Im no friggin wuss🤣.
Dropped some lines and reminded the fam who really owns the lawn🗡️
I AM THE ONE WHO MOWS
Dropped some lines and reminded the fam who really owns the lawn🗡️
I AM THE ONE WHO MOWS
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Are you guys serious? Im no friggin wuss🤣.
Dropped some lines and reminded the fam who really owns the lawn🗡️
I AM THE ONE WHO MOWS
Dropped some lines and reminded the fam who really owns the lawn🗡️
I AM THE ONE WHO MOWS
Got 25.26 gallons of gas for the ole gas guzzla! Merry new year!
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got 25.26 gallons of gas for the ole gas guzzla! Merry new year!
Woke up again this morning from another night terror. Man i gotta get this sleep walking under control!
The windows were wide open, massive claw marks on my back, and red paint all over my halls!
Weirdest thing is my watch told me i didn’t move an inch in my sleep. Oh well what can you do
The windows were wide open, massive claw marks on my back, and red paint all over my halls!
Weirdest thing is my watch told me i didn’t move an inch in my sleep. Oh well what can you do
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Woke up again this morning from another night terror. Man i gotta get this sleep walking under control!
The windows were wide open, massive claw marks on my back, and red paint all over my halls!
Weirdest thing is my watch told me i didn’t move an inch in my sleep. Oh well what can you do
The windows were wide open, massive claw marks on my back, and red paint all over my halls!
Weirdest thing is my watch told me i didn’t move an inch in my sleep. Oh well what can you do
Its been 4 months since i lost my sweetie 💔😢 #onlythegooddieyoung
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Its been 4 months since i lost my sweetie 💔😢 #onlythegooddieyoung
Wow heres a pic from the good ole days….
If you’ve heard the saying “the camera adds 10 pounds📹” you should see him now!
We call him bowling ball because of his obese stature🎳! Beer catches up to you kids enjoy it while you can Hahaha😅🍻
If you’ve heard the saying “the camera adds 10 pounds📹” you should see him now!
We call him bowling ball because of his obese stature🎳! Beer catches up to you kids enjoy it while you can Hahaha😅🍻
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wow heres a pic from the good ole days….
If you’ve heard the saying “the camera adds 10 pounds📹” you should see him now!
We call him bowling ball because of his obese stature🎳! Beer catches up to you kids enjoy it while you can Hahaha😅🍻
If you’ve heard the saying “the camera adds 10 pounds📹” you should see him now!
We call him bowling ball because of his obese stature🎳! Beer catches up to you kids enjoy it while you can Hahaha😅🍻
Just got this text from my good pal Matt:
“Land of the free and home of the…if your still reading this your a NERD🤣🫵”
He got me! Pic below
“Land of the free and home of the…if your still reading this your a NERD🤣🫵”
He got me! Pic below
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just got this text from my good pal Matt:
“Land of the free and home of the…if your still reading this your a NERD🤣🫵”
He got me! Pic below
“Land of the free and home of the…if your still reading this your a NERD🤣🫵”
He got me! Pic below
This is my #boybestie and if you dont agree UNFOLLOW ME NOW!
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is my #boybestie and if you dont agree UNFOLLOW ME NOW!
Lets just say if i had that island i would be doing much different things things! Surfing, hiking, playing in the pool, you name it!
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Lets just say if i had that island i would be doing much different things things! Surfing, hiking, playing in the pool, you name it!
Whats all the hubbub about this jeffery guy
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Whats all the hubbub about this jeffery guy