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The Collector
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Presented By: The Balladeer

Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ Minor Muse (That Means No Lewd Weirdo) ~ Adult Mun
"I can see, you're very fun aren't you? You're going to make this very very interesting!"

"I might like you even more than Snake Man! I wonder who will come out on top in the end!"

"Please don't disappoint me!"
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Collector laughed, popping out of the shadow, now truly visible to Ohma Zi-O. But his smile was the same as ever

"Awesome! Awesome! Very awesome! This game just got way more interesting!"

He extended his hand in return, shaking that of the other being of great power.

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December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"However if you have the same goal, only one of you can rule! You're going to have to kill him!"

"But only when the time is right, and everything will be all yours!"

"After all, who doesn't love just a little bit of backstabbing? Aha!"
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Heehee! So intense! So serious! So scary! To align yourself with those who wish to benefit you, I have the perfect people!"

"The Snake Man seems the same goal, all you have to do, is work with him, and the Multiverse is yours"

"Only problem is, Snake Man will get you far"

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December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
He exits from the ground, his smile never fading. Good he had the attention of the time Lord

"Right to business huh? No time for fun and games? That's alright! I can play the speed rounds"

"I can offer you anything you want! I only wish to be entertained. Such short strings for such a hefty prize"
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Collector smiles wider at the appearance of their scythe, quite amused

"Oh my, so aggressive, are you being threatening is that what this is? That's so funny!"

"Don't be so hasty, I'm only commentating on the pieces I find interesting, I'm not here to interfere!"

"Ooh that was a new rhyme!"
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Oooh! How interesting! You've got extra people in that little flesh suit of yours?"

"What are they saying?!"
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
He appeared in the shadows, or rather Ohma Zi-O's shadow

"Oh my, that mask, you’ve caught my eye,
I think I like you don’t ask me why.
If control’s what you want, just say the plea,
Heehee… you’ll be very interesting to me"
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Collector sensed something, a new addition. A new piece to play with. Normally he'd let it be, but this felt different.

As though a very important piece had made itself known, and he was too curious to not see it for himself.

So he head out to witness the new member of his game

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December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Oh of course I'm having fun! How couldn't I be! You all live on such a grand stage! And the plays you put on are amazing!"

"I love each and every act and scene!"
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"Snake-skin? What are you talking about pig boy? You're playing word soup with me aren't you? Well I'm not in the mood for that game"
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"Oh you're dumb! Okay! The dumb ones are my favorite anyways! Don't worry dumb huh, just carry on"

"I'll be watching you with VERY great interest!"
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Oh aren't you just so cute with all your tiny little trauma. Daw. So adorable!"

"Don't worry so much!"
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
His attention moves to the gem for a moment, his smile never fading, before looking back to White Lily Cookie

"Oh I'm just teasing! Don't be so serious! Anything can happen and I've been proven wrong before!"
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"Isn't that such a pain? I know you, I know all you little pieces. Fight for freedom that can't be obtained"

"You have to tell me how it feels to know every action you take means nothing! Because it's just a game to someone else!"
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"To me you might as well be! Like a bunch of little pieces on a chessboard in a match I happen to be observing"

"That's what you little critters are!"
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Art stops being fun. It stops being a joy. Just a quiet and constant dissatisfaction"

"You're no longer bad. Just never good enough. Congrats, you're a better artist now"
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"But... You hate it. You see every missed emotion. Every idea that didn't land. Visualizing masterpieces so vivid they could be real"

"And the gap between that vision and what you can produce will become unbearable"

"The better you get, the more invisible your progress feels to you"

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December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Hm... Yes. You will become an amazing artist. Your skills always evolve, but your tastes evolve even faster"

"Every line is flawless, Composition is beautiful, your anatomy immaculate"

"You are praised far and wide, gain fame, commissions pouring in. Art critics seeking your work"

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December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"Hey buddies! Guess who's back! I had to take a little nap after all that excitement but don't worry, this game plays itself!"

"It's like a simulator you can step away from and come back to check the progress"
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Doesn't matter what you want to believe it means, it's a sign of respect by showing submission"

"And to answer your question it's because I'm a Genie! I'm here to grant you three wishes!"

"Be very specific though or they'll have cruel and unusual twists!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
He smiled at Deku, head tilting slightly as he introduced himself. The Collector bowed in return

"Bowing! What a fun tradition! It's so silly! Lowering yourself, it's not a sign of respect! It's submission!"

"But it's nice to meet you... Deku"

Well that's not right
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Collector rose from the ground, taking shape and laughing. Seems be enjoyed Deku's reaction

"Oh no please don't stop on account of me you looked like you were having so much fun!"

"But sure hi! I'm The Collector!"
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The shadows began to morph, change shape unnaturally and most messed up, had a face.

Staring at Deku with a smile that held both sinister intentions and kindness

And after staring long enough, the thing spoke

"Hm... What're you drawing? I like drawing! Drawing is fun for a while till it's boring"
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Oh! We’re shaking on it?"

A delighted grin.

"Okay! That means it’s official now!"

The moment their hands touch, the world stutters.

"Oops. Guess the game’s started now."
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM