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just ran three of the oldest errands in the book (grocery store, post office, library)
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
just ran three of the oldest errands in the book (grocery store, post office, library)
First frankfurter of the 2026 season. #ThisIsTheYearWeMakeItTo200 #FranklyWeeNiedHotDogsToLive
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
First frankfurter of the 2026 season. #ThisIsTheYearWeMakeItTo200 #FranklyWeeNiedHotDogsToLive
how jstor looks at me when i open a bottle of delicious medical pills and tablets
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
how jstor looks at me when i open a bottle of delicious medical pills and tablets
my year of rash and inflammation
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
my year of rash and inflammation
werner herzog lives on top of my toothbrush and thinks the sink is a waterfall and wears my floss as a dress and calls the nail clippers “a machine of inestimable violence”
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
werner herzog lives on top of my toothbrush and thinks the sink is a waterfall and wears my floss as a dress and calls the nail clippers “a machine of inestimable violence”
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EASEL is thousands of dollars in the red right now. We hired a social media consultant who did nothing but insist we create a fictional spokeswoman named "gay sex anthony". So i need you guys to dig deep this month
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
EASEL is thousands of dollars in the red right now. We hired a social media consultant who did nothing but insist we create a fictional spokeswoman named "gay sex anthony". So i need you guys to dig deep this month
and what if two new years started at the exact same time.. you could be in 2026 but your neighbor could be in 2027…. just a roll of the dice…
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
and what if two new years started at the exact same time.. you could be in 2026 but your neighbor could be in 2027…. just a roll of the dice…
Best Albums of 2025:
For Washing Dishes: Help!, The Beatles
For Sweeping: Please Please Me, The Beatles
For Bleaching Sink: Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles
For Folding Laundry: Beatles for Sale, The Beatles
For Tidying Up: Hard Day’s Night, The Beatles
For Sleeping: Revolver,
For Washing Dishes: Help!, The Beatles
For Sweeping: Please Please Me, The Beatles
For Bleaching Sink: Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles
For Folding Laundry: Beatles for Sale, The Beatles
For Tidying Up: Hard Day’s Night, The Beatles
For Sleeping: Revolver,
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Best Albums of 2025:
For Washing Dishes: Help!, The Beatles
For Sweeping: Please Please Me, The Beatles
For Bleaching Sink: Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles
For Folding Laundry: Beatles for Sale, The Beatles
For Tidying Up: Hard Day’s Night, The Beatles
For Sleeping: Revolver,
For Washing Dishes: Help!, The Beatles
For Sweeping: Please Please Me, The Beatles
For Bleaching Sink: Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Beatles
For Folding Laundry: Beatles for Sale, The Beatles
For Tidying Up: Hard Day’s Night, The Beatles
For Sleeping: Revolver,
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
shane’s mom googling PFLAG for adult sons? under the table while he’s coming out to his parents
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
shane’s mom googling PFLAG for adult sons? under the table while he’s coming out to his parents
me at the dunkin order window: Uh hi, can I get one Pfeffernüsse latte with cream and extra sugar?
cashier: sure! anything else? :3
me: Nope that’s it!
cashier: that’ll be $42.99 :>
me: Thanks.
cashier: sure! anything else? :3
me: Nope that’s it!
cashier: that’ll be $42.99 :>
me: Thanks.
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
me at the dunkin order window: Uh hi, can I get one Pfeffernüsse latte with cream and extra sugar?
cashier: sure! anything else? :3
me: Nope that’s it!
cashier: that’ll be $42.99 :>
me: Thanks.
cashier: sure! anything else? :3
me: Nope that’s it!
cashier: that’ll be $42.99 :>
me: Thanks.
Link: The Real Reason Clint Eastwood Wants It To End
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Link: The Real Reason Clint Eastwood Wants It To End
A Very Heated Rivalry Hanukkah
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
A Very Heated Rivalry Hanukkah
2026 im becoming a daily polyvore user #pinterestisoverparty
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
2026 im becoming a daily polyvore user #pinterestisoverparty
paul simon if he could only make name songs:
These are the days of Marysue and Walter
This is the long distance Paul
The way the camera follows Gus and Otto
The way we look to a Saul
The way we look to our Deirdre, Vaughn and Leighton
That's Eileen in the corner next to Guy
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These are the days of Marysue and Walter
This is the long distance Paul
The way the camera follows Gus and Otto
The way we look to a Saul
The way we look to our Deirdre, Vaughn and Leighton
That's Eileen in the corner next to Guy
Th
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
paul simon if he could only make name songs:
These are the days of Marysue and Walter
This is the long distance Paul
The way the camera follows Gus and Otto
The way we look to a Saul
The way we look to our Deirdre, Vaughn and Leighton
That's Eileen in the corner next to Guy
Th
These are the days of Marysue and Walter
This is the long distance Paul
The way the camera follows Gus and Otto
The way we look to a Saul
The way we look to our Deirdre, Vaughn and Leighton
That's Eileen in the corner next to Guy
Th
getting snow inside my boot every time i leave the house.. ice turning the sidewalk into a luge track…. and there’s going to be even more snow TONIHTG… we must get rid of this horrid season
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
getting snow inside my boot every time i leave the house.. ice turning the sidewalk into a luge track…. and there’s going to be even more snow TONIHTG… we must get rid of this horrid season
Brinks, I have an incredibly important meeting with my pomologist that I absolutely cannot miss. He says there’s a blight about to hit that I may be able to thwart with the right loam. I’ll be missing dinner, so I need you to make G. Truff and Mesquite their soup and nightcap.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Brinks, I have an incredibly important meeting with my pomologist that I absolutely cannot miss. He says there’s a blight about to hit that I may be able to thwart with the right loam. I’ll be missing dinner, so I need you to make G. Truff and Mesquite their soup and nightcap.
don’t talk to me til i’ve had my Clancy’s Corn Chips, Clancy’s Original Kettle Chips, Clancy’s Gluten Free Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips, Clancy’s Fig and Nasturtium Potato Chips, Clancy’s New Car Smell Corn Chips, Clancy’s Restaurant Style Turnip Chips, Clancy’s Careless Whispe
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
don’t talk to me til i’ve had my Clancy’s Corn Chips, Clancy’s Original Kettle Chips, Clancy’s Gluten Free Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips, Clancy’s Fig and Nasturtium Potato Chips, Clancy’s New Car Smell Corn Chips, Clancy’s Restaurant Style Turnip Chips, Clancy’s Careless Whispe
saying goodbye to my pregnant therapist this week.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
saying goodbye to my pregnant therapist this week.
My haircut is complete.
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My haircut is complete.
at the hair dresser and they just asked for my insurance.. i hope my shag is covered
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
at the hair dresser and they just asked for my insurance.. i hope my shag is covered
Mistening to Mevolver by the Meatles Monday
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Mistening to Mevolver by the Meatles Monday
I have found myself deep within the confines of the Chokey.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have found myself deep within the confines of the Chokey.