Mmmmmm yummy

Hehehehehe yup

Because Zazz is the best one he's funny

But You Can Do Anything though

Yes, but then the question is "would Nintendo be fine with that?"
Or even "Would the other companies be fine with that?"
I could very much see a bunch of the third parties to want their characters to play an important role in the story, while also following various other mandates at the same time.

Honestly if I had to guess it was instead more "We aren't allowed to make PAC-MAN do this, and we aren't allowed to make Cloud do this. Oh and Mega Man can't do that while Bayonetta can't do that"
It was fine in Brawl when they only had 2 third-parties to deal with but now that's a legal nightmare

Not even close to enough of a failure who can barely do anything.
It isn't Fang if he's competent.

I fucking hate videogames.

Damn the gif isn't loading correctly.

I don't know, the one time I tried I ended up with this

I like to think he doesn't bathe but not because he thinks it's unnecessary, he just wants to spend his money on garlic and other weird foods instead of on the water bill

R.O.B has seen some shit

This is Mario Party 6
For the Gamecube
Released 20 years ago

I personally like the one where you have to just crouch down at one specific wanted poster in City Escape for multiple seconds
Too bad there's millions of those.

Oh hell yeah Twitter is dead

It's worse for people who never played Final Fantasy because Mega Man dropped the roman numerals after 6