Dr. Michael California
@plentyofhominids.com
professional hominid
https://plentyofhominids.com
https://plentyofhominids.com
If you’re wondering where I’ve been, I’m the same guy but for better or worse I’m now also a 3d printer guy. Printed for my fiance tonight.
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 AM
If you’re wondering where I’ve been, I’m the same guy but for better or worse I’m now also a 3d printer guy. Printed for my fiance tonight.
Almost 44 years in this universe, still here, still not giving a fuck.
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Almost 44 years in this universe, still here, still not giving a fuck.
Did you hear that this guy’s actual last name is “Drumph”? We should start calling him that, nobody will want to listen to him if we start calling him that! Career-ending name right there. Lmao.
August 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Did you hear that this guy’s actual last name is “Drumph”? We should start calling him that, nobody will want to listen to him if we start calling him that! Career-ending name right there. Lmao.
More like Thiccorita
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
More like Thiccorita
How many Hulks do you think they have to milk to make one of these cans?
August 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How many Hulks do you think they have to milk to make one of these cans?
“The most powerful comic in America” is just hilarious as a concept. Watch out! This dude you’ve never heard of made some chuds laugh in Lubbock!
August 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“The most powerful comic in America” is just hilarious as a concept. Watch out! This dude you’ve never heard of made some chuds laugh in Lubbock!
Took my partner and her fam to Tokyo two weeks ago and we had a couple excellent Indian Muslim tour guides. At a ge-sen in Akiba, I challenged one to a SF match and he told me he only plays Tekken. You know I name dropped Arslan Ash and gained so much cred on the spot, these guys were so pumped!
August 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Took my partner and her fam to Tokyo two weeks ago and we had a couple excellent Indian Muslim tour guides. At a ge-sen in Akiba, I challenged one to a SF match and he told me he only plays Tekken. You know I name dropped Arslan Ash and gained so much cred on the spot, these guys were so pumped!
Lmao, duck style. Well told, Plante.
August 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Lmao, duck style. Well told, Plante.
Lmao. Of course this is the first time I get an immersive art card on day! #PokemonTCGP
July 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Lmao. Of course this is the first time I get an immersive art card on day! #PokemonTCGP
Subtly changing the square guard on my ninja sword into a circular guard so I can claim it is, in fact, a samurai sword and therefore keep it after ninja swords become illegal. That is the way of the shinobi.
July 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Subtly changing the square guard on my ninja sword into a circular guard so I can claim it is, in fact, a samurai sword and therefore keep it after ninja swords become illegal. That is the way of the shinobi.
The Dichotomy of Man (Yakuza 0)
July 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Dichotomy of Man (Yakuza 0)
As you enter your 40s, might I suggest a group chat with your friends where you just post lewds and gas each other up
July 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As you enter your 40s, might I suggest a group chat with your friends where you just post lewds and gas each other up
Went into my comics shop on an off day and bought this specific comic. Last one on the shelf. My guy goes, “Did you come in just to buy the gay cover of a comic I know you already own?”
Hell yeah I did, you know I did.
Hell yeah I did, you know I did.
July 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Went into my comics shop on an off day and bought this specific comic. Last one on the shelf. My guy goes, “Did you come in just to buy the gay cover of a comic I know you already own?”
Hell yeah I did, you know I did.
Hell yeah I did, you know I did.
Babybacks are rubbed and ready for their big day
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Babybacks are rubbed and ready for their big day
I have three higher education degrees including a PhD.
Dumb motherfuckers were always like this.
The most concerning thing here is that there’s going to be a blip generation of dumb motherfuckers who A- their way to jobs they are utterly incompetent for because teachers aren’t caught up yet.
Dumb motherfuckers were always like this.
The most concerning thing here is that there’s going to be a blip generation of dumb motherfuckers who A- their way to jobs they are utterly incompetent for because teachers aren’t caught up yet.
a person too lazy and incurious to be bothered with learning or thinking is not someone I want to have anything to do with.
What the hell do you talk about with a person who refuses to think? How do you feel? How do you know what you feel?
Christ this is dark.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
What the hell do you talk about with a person who refuses to think? How do you feel? How do you know what you feel?
Christ this is dark.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
July 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I have three higher education degrees including a PhD.
Dumb motherfuckers were always like this.
The most concerning thing here is that there’s going to be a blip generation of dumb motherfuckers who A- their way to jobs they are utterly incompetent for because teachers aren’t caught up yet.
Dumb motherfuckers were always like this.
The most concerning thing here is that there’s going to be a blip generation of dumb motherfuckers who A- their way to jobs they are utterly incompetent for because teachers aren’t caught up yet.
Saw that new Jurassic Park Rebirth film. There’s a Dino called “D-Rex” in it.
So here are the jokes we came up with on the way home:
Deez-Rex!
D so big they call me D-Rex
D-Rexxin’ that thang
D-d-d-d-Rex-nit!
Coming D-Rex to you
D-Rex TV
Dianasaurus Rex
D-wayne “The Rex” Johnson
D-Horse
So here are the jokes we came up with on the way home:
Deez-Rex!
D so big they call me D-Rex
D-Rexxin’ that thang
D-d-d-d-Rex-nit!
Coming D-Rex to you
D-Rex TV
Dianasaurus Rex
D-wayne “The Rex” Johnson
D-Horse
July 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Saw that new Jurassic Park Rebirth film. There’s a Dino called “D-Rex” in it.
So here are the jokes we came up with on the way home:
Deez-Rex!
D so big they call me D-Rex
D-Rexxin’ that thang
D-d-d-d-Rex-nit!
Coming D-Rex to you
D-Rex TV
Dianasaurus Rex
D-wayne “The Rex” Johnson
D-Horse
So here are the jokes we came up with on the way home:
Deez-Rex!
D so big they call me D-Rex
D-Rexxin’ that thang
D-d-d-d-Rex-nit!
Coming D-Rex to you
D-Rex TV
Dianasaurus Rex
D-wayne “The Rex” Johnson
D-Horse
“Who’s eating a hot dog every day?” asks a human being in the comments section from the country where the breakfast named after the country includes sausages and/or bacon.
There is strong evidence that there is “no safe amount” of processed meat to eat, nutrition experts say in response to a new study on the connection between diet and the risk of major diseases: cnn.it/4lElYWx
There is no safe amount of processed meat to eat, according to new research | CNN
A new study investigates the link between processed meat, sugar-sweetened beverages, and trans fatty acids, to diseases such as cancer, heart disease and type 2 diabetes.
cnn.it
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“Who’s eating a hot dog every day?” asks a human being in the comments section from the country where the breakfast named after the country includes sausages and/or bacon.
This one goes up on the wall.
Spider-Man gets the Uni-Power and they cart out some a rebranded Paste Pot Pete for the cover. Lmao.
Spider-Man gets the Uni-Power and they cart out some a rebranded Paste Pot Pete for the cover. Lmao.
June 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This one goes up on the wall.
Spider-Man gets the Uni-Power and they cart out some a rebranded Paste Pot Pete for the cover. Lmao.
Spider-Man gets the Uni-Power and they cart out some a rebranded Paste Pot Pete for the cover. Lmao.
When I say “comic books are good,” this is the stuff I’m talking about!
This is one of the silliest comics I own. You have to fold out the pages and turn the comic sideways to read it. It's just these two screaming and punching each other. This copy I bought this year for $3 (I have multiple copies to give away). It's one of my faves and I think about it all the time.
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When I say “comic books are good,” this is the stuff I’m talking about!
Criterion Collection just leveled up
June 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Criterion Collection just leveled up
Canonically, MCU Norman Osborne has the biggest dick on Earth-616.
June 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Canonically, MCU Norman Osborne has the biggest dick on Earth-616.
Resleeved my 1994 Fleer Spider-Man Series 1 cards (full set) last night after 30 years. Using the same binder, but the old pages I used were getting stiff and sticky. Love these full art pages, it’s what drove me to collect the whole set as a 12 year old.
June 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Resleeved my 1994 Fleer Spider-Man Series 1 cards (full set) last night after 30 years. Using the same binder, but the old pages I used were getting stiff and sticky. Love these full art pages, it’s what drove me to collect the whole set as a 12 year old.