The Sultan of Spaghetti, The Baron of Bucatini, The Lord of Linguine, The Penne Prince, The Fettuccine Furor, The Macaroni Marquis. I don't know about the Fettuccine one is that problematic
A lot of people seem to be hung up on if this is a good analogy or not (it's not). But it's not even true regarding shampoo. A lot of people buy cheap shampoo every week, and the expensive stuff is still expensive. And all the people buying cheap shampoo get is shitty shampoo. There's your analogy
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A lot of people seem to be hung up on if this is a good analogy or not (it's not). But it's not even true regarding shampoo. A lot of people buy cheap shampoo every week, and the expensive stuff is still expensive. And all the people buying cheap shampoo get is shitty shampoo. There's your analogy
Like we'll still have to grapple with all the people who are apparently thinking "God I just wish the guy tanking our economy for his own financial gain while simultaneously mobilizing his own private military of thugs against minorities and his political opponents wasn't a sex pest!!!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Like we'll still have to grapple with all the people who are apparently thinking "God I just wish the guy tanking our economy for his own financial gain while simultaneously mobilizing his own private military of thugs against minorities and his political opponents wasn't a sex pest!!!"
It's actually a shame that Trump's downfall will not be brought about by his disastrous economic policies or his spirited violations of human rights, but instead by the fact that he is an unapologetic pedophile who covers for other pedophiles. But at least it will be brought about.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's actually a shame that Trump's downfall will not be brought about by his disastrous economic policies or his spirited violations of human rights, but instead by the fact that he is an unapologetic pedophile who covers for other pedophiles. But at least it will be brought about.
It's strange, the criminals implicit in the crime and their supporters say it's not a big deal, but everyone on the outside looking in says this is actually a really big deal. Huge in fact. Who could say who's right...?
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's strange, the criminals implicit in the crime and their supporters say it's not a big deal, but everyone on the outside looking in says this is actually a really big deal. Huge in fact. Who could say who's right...?
I just can't imagine being at a point in my life where I talk about "my snark" like this. They're just funny little people inside your phone, brother. Literally go outside
July 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I just can't imagine being at a point in my life where I talk about "my snark" like this. They're just funny little people inside your phone, brother. Literally go outside