matt
@plongitude.bsky.social
if you think a platitude is meaningless
noted dumbass
noted dumbass
That’s what he yells when he runs over someone for a first down
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
That’s what he yells when he runs over someone for a first down
Not so much small towns as “legally distinct exurbs”
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Not so much small towns as “legally distinct exurbs”
Telemachus you got down from there this instant
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Telemachus you got down from there this instant
was this inside the house that later burned down lol
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
was this inside the house that later burned down lol
There’s no way the fan just called DK his government name. Look at the women’s reactions next to him, he said something that gets your ass beat
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There’s no way the fan just called DK his government name. Look at the women’s reactions next to him, he said something that gets your ass beat
Plenty of room for Mike’s typewriter
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Plenty of room for Mike’s typewriter
no one cared about Hamnet until he became Night Hamnet
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
no one cared about Hamnet until he became Night Hamnet
Douthat looks like someone who would live like a samurai on purpose
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Douthat looks like someone who would live like a samurai on purpose
I think he pins the edge of the coat with his fingertip but the rest is still flapping over the glove
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think he pins the edge of the coat with his fingertip but the rest is still flapping over the glove
it’s ableist to expect me not to return your emissary’s head in a little box
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
it’s ableist to expect me not to return your emissary’s head in a little box
c-suite finishing academy
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
c-suite finishing academy
It’s from the Dune backstory. They destroyed all the computers bc AI was an abomination of the human mind or something like that
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s from the Dune backstory. They destroyed all the computers bc AI was an abomination of the human mind or something like that
our cool deacon was a former journo who had fanon on his office bookshelf, their do not play levels are extremely underrated
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
our cool deacon was a former journo who had fanon on his office bookshelf, their do not play levels are extremely underrated
I inadvertently saw them do Alien a couple years ago, it was great
September 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I inadvertently saw them do Alien a couple years ago, it was great
Out there they hunt from the ridgeline right? So 200 yards is something they would practice for anyways
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Out there they hunt from the ridgeline right? So 200 yards is something they would practice for anyways