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Enviously facing north and shaking my fist
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Enviously facing north and shaking my fist
A classical education should teach students that they are fallible and their lives are brief. "Look at these dead idiots, now look at yourself."
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 AM
A classical education should teach students that they are fallible and their lives are brief. "Look at these dead idiots, now look at yourself."
Where does the sun go at night? Can our so-called scientists even answer that?
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Where does the sun go at night? Can our so-called scientists even answer that?
Like a coach substituting himself in as quarterback
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Like a coach substituting himself in as quarterback
Maybe these studio CEOs have secret knowledge about their industry that we don't, or maybe they're just dumbass MBAs
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Maybe these studio CEOs have secret knowledge about their industry that we don't, or maybe they're just dumbass MBAs
If we can't trust a random mob of degenerate gamblers for our political information, who can we trust
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
If we can't trust a random mob of degenerate gamblers for our political information, who can we trust
Easy to sneak a ton of whistles in
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Easy to sneak a ton of whistles in
The historical Snuffleupagus was beatified but never canonized
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The historical Snuffleupagus was beatified but never canonized
With peace like this who needs war
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
With peace like this who needs war
Defecting to the glorious Republic of Minnesota
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Defecting to the glorious Republic of Minnesota
I am awarding the president with the Asphinctersayswhat Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I am awarding the president with the Asphinctersayswhat Prize
You can't run on it but a segment of the American public are irredeemable and should be shunned
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
You can't run on it but a segment of the American public are irredeemable and should be shunned
Noted good mother RFK Jr
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Noted good mother RFK Jr
Because the hellscape is white supremacist, which is libertarianism by another name
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Because the hellscape is white supremacist, which is libertarianism by another name
Sauron is obsessed with conquering Middle-Earth. We're more interested in affordability.
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Sauron is obsessed with conquering Middle-Earth. We're more interested in affordability.
Cruel and unusual, aka illegal
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Cruel and unusual, aka illegal
Everything is abuser psychology
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Everything is abuser psychology
In the Land of Plenty you will eat your rations and be thankful
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
In the Land of Plenty you will eat your rations and be thankful
All they have to do is ask Grok
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
All they have to do is ask Grok
I guess we are living in the grim darkness of *a* far future
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I guess we are living in the grim darkness of *a* far future
That's attempted murder
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
That's attempted murder
Perspective is a funny way to frame it. Like is murder good or bad? Opinions differ.
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Perspective is a funny way to frame it. Like is murder good or bad? Opinions differ.
The abuser psychology reading never misses
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The abuser psychology reading never misses
That's where to start
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
That's where to start