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“He’s no angel“—Kristi Noem
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’m only slightly disappointed that the twist wasn‘t about dishwasher detergent.

Good on you for calling out the fascists.
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“Jun 8, 2025 — The Bluesky bubble hurts liberals and their causes”

Megan is the new Maureen Dowd.
January 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
This is great. I hope this gains traction.
January 25, 2026 at 5:31 AM
It would be interesting to compare to how many people kept subscriptions to Nazi newspapers because they had the weather and sports.
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I think the Bluesky to Twitter ratio really does give a decent estimate of the proportion of the population that will oppose fascism to those who will allow it as long as it doesn’t inconvenience them too much. And by ‘inconvenience’ I mean to take an hour to sign up and set up their feed.
January 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It doesn’t feel like Christmas until you can hear the whines of the Greetings Police.
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Divinity games are pretty brutal. They can kind of be like Warhammer 40k in a medieval setting. Much of Divinity: Original Sin 2 involved passing through the aftermath of war zones where horrible atrocities took place. This isn’t to say that they are like Dark Souls. They just have dark parts.
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Rivellon always looks half like a quaint medieval RPG and half like the worst parts of Warhammer 40k.
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Don’t get me started on how Oscar Meyer hotdogs no longer have a resealable zipper. Western Civilization is falling apart.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think you need to be sentenced to a life sentence in the punitentiary for how you have covered this case.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s disorderly conduct, not assault. Give him a $100 fine and move on. The only reason they haven’t is because they want to politicize it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Another case solved by the Detergent Detective!
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fuck the Gestapo.
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is probably a test run to see if he can get away with commuting Ghislane Maxwell’s sentence.
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
No ship has ever hit the reefs nearby because no ship has ever made it that far.
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We now have a Minister of Censorship
September 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Department of Culture War
September 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My favorite is the Bishop Rock Lighthouse. Before the helipad was installed, they used to haul people up with a rope. Eddystone and Wolf Rock Lighthouses are also amazing. Shame they don’t have legs. Trinity House should do something about that.
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I bet a balding 6th-century BCE scribe who was recently teased by children added that part.
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Fucking beautiful music, man!”

Ozzy sure did make some beautiful fucking music.
July 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just summon a demon to take care of it. Use a salt circle and don’t leave it until the screaming stops. Don’t call any of the big names. Try summoning someone like Noober the Pesterer or Milton the Lord of Papercuts.
July 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM