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Kelly's Sicko-guy but he's Ezra Klein getting horned up about fascists getting platformed by liberals.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Since NYT likes to quietly replace their terrible headlines with embarrassing ones, here it is for posterity.
2 Teen Girls Died in a Hit-and-Run. Another Teen Faces Murder Charges.
October 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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This new NYT roundtable is wild.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
What's going badly in the United States these days? Dummy 1: "I'm sick of being yelled at just because I keep suggesting stupid, dangerous things that the government should do to ruin people's lives." Dummy 2: "I agree: I should be able to suggest deporting someone's mom without getting in a screaming match." Dummy 3: "I don't have object permanence." Dummy 1: "I voted for a giant military to end wars, not to constantly have new ones. Why would I want a huge military for more wars?" Dummy 2: "As an Idiot-American, I am always surprised and upset when I get exactly what I wanted. But because of my bad brain I never learn to stop forcing my wants on others. It's a vicious cycle." Dummy 3: "I traded my last cow for a handful of magic beans and the beans didn't do shit." Dummy 4: "Who said I have regrets? This is someone else's fault." Dummy 5: "Me am stupid." When you think about where you went wrong voting for Donald Trump, what's the first word that comes to mind? Dummy 1: "Inability to count." Dummy 2: "Reckless." Dummy 3: "I'm drawing a blank." Dummy 4: "Hungry. Sorry, what was the question?"
September 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Bimbo was the dog character.
Illustration of Bimbo the Dog.
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Photo from the article with the PlayStation Studio Head proudly wearing a "Fell For It Again" award.
September 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Hey, wait... was Charlie a Nazi?
Bethesda deletes Indiana Jones clip after accusations that it mocks Charlie Kirk the deleted post featured "Indy petting a cat and saying 'you don't care much about those fascists, do you?'"
September 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The bar for basic humanity is so fucking low Bill Kristol was able to saunter over it effortlessly while Democratic leaders still furiously attempt to dig their way under it. A stalwart of neoconservatism is more supportive of basic rights for marginalized people than Newsom and Buttigieg.
A real post by honest to goodness Bill Kristol saying, "It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same rights as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
September 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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They are now running a small bed and breakfast in Wyoming.
tweet from @sheepology that reads, "omg look! the minecraft bees are gay and trans and theyre dating!"
September 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Still from tiktok video showing someone not appreciating the gravity of the moment.
September 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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My YouTube home page right now.
The algorithm suggested a video titled "It Was A Political Assassination. Don't Celebrate. Don't Mourn." right next to a video for the song "The Day the Nazi Died" by Chumbawumba.
September 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Trump's mouth drooping on the left side. The GoldenEye 007 box art for N64 where James Bond appears to have a weirdly wide mouth.
September 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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*record scratch*
"You're probably wondering how I got here..."
Close up of Gammon's unfortunate face
September 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Graham Lineham with a more accurate sandwich board indicating he is a git.
September 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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A fair sentencing.
Photo of Graham Linehan wearing a sandwich board at his hearing (a thing he really did) but now the board just says he's a git.
September 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Our very healthy president with the caption "I don't even want to be around anymore."
September 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Traffic cam footage from the collision in NH.
A photo of Rudy Giuliani looking like he just sat on his balls.
September 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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This is what happens when you piss off all the queens and gays. You can't trust anyone to find a foundation for your skin tone.
Trump's pathetic attempt to hide something on the back of his hand with makeup.
August 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Up to bat and immediately three strikes.
tales-typos has 3 people on their shit list, trans people who are selfish about Newsom wanting to destroy our lives, people who are anti-AI, and pro-Palestinian people who just secretly support Hamas and hate Jews. This is the face of pure failure.
August 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I'm sorry... what. I need more paragraphs here.
The community's two architects -- a classically trained French horn player who has livestreamed his own sex videos, and a former jazz pianist arrested but not charged for attempted murder in Ecuador -- say they must personally confirm that applicants are white before they can be welcomed in.
August 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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dril tweet: "issuing correction on previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
July 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Can't I?
The poster in question has Jonathan Chait Follower and Megan McArdle Follower labels.
July 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Alex Jacobson from Deus Ex (A game where government conspiracies are real) saying: "Epstein didn't kill himself."
July 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Democrats hanging the banners "We Hate Life and Ourselves" and "We Can't Govern!"
July 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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"I didn't spend mah entire adult life remakin' the Demawcratic Pawty in mah image just for some [esoteric Cajun racial slur not heard since the early 1700s] to undo it awll!"
Fox News Headline reads: Carville calls socialists' victory in NTC mayoral primary a 'potentially damaging event' for Democratic Party
June 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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If you see anyone posting this picture, tell a teacher or your pastor.
A normal and good picture of JD Vance looking normal and good.
June 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM