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My paranoia is at an all time high and The Beast won't stop prank calling me. That talentless scum will know my wrath
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My paranoia is at an all time high and The Beast won't stop prank calling me. That talentless scum will know my wrath
So yeah....The Beast just came for me and my loved ones with a winged wrath never before seen....let's make this year great guys....please....
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So yeah....The Beast just came for me and my loved ones with a winged wrath never before seen....let's make this year great guys....please....
So yeah.....The Beast just ate my years supply of grain and oats.....just another day in my life
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So yeah.....The Beast just ate my years supply of grain and oats.....just another day in my life
The Beast yearns
September 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Beast yearns
The Beast sapped me of all joy
May 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Beast sapped me of all joy
So The Beast is probably flying over my house picking off pieces of the roof but I don't mind. If anyone wants to join The Beast just look to the skies and listen for a shrill but albeit heavenly melody.
May 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So The Beast is probably flying over my house picking off pieces of the roof but I don't mind. If anyone wants to join The Beast just look to the skies and listen for a shrill but albeit heavenly melody.
Everytime I see ai I want to tear my eyeballs out but then I remember that The Beast will do it for me and also offer me an ice cream after :)
April 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Everytime I see ai I want to tear my eyeballs out but then I remember that The Beast will do it for me and also offer me an ice cream after :)
Got a sinking feeling that The Beast just doesn't have love in his heart for us small folk
April 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Got a sinking feeling that The Beast just doesn't have love in his heart for us small folk
The Beast installed caller i.d so he knows who's been prank calling. Just give it up now before The Beast flies over our village and absconds with four more of the finest bread artisans in the land
April 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Beast installed caller i.d so he knows who's been prank calling. Just give it up now before The Beast flies over our village and absconds with four more of the finest bread artisans in the land
The Beast opened up a new shop but I'm gonna gatekeep it cause the vibe is chill and the wings are low-key fireeeee
March 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The Beast opened up a new shop but I'm gonna gatekeep it cause the vibe is chill and the wings are low-key fireeeee
Please guys do not share The Beast's location on here or any social media thank you 💞🙏
March 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Please guys do not share The Beast's location on here or any social media thank you 💞🙏
Can't stop THE BEAST from flipping me on my belly and riding me like a damn surfboard at Venice Beach
March 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Can't stop THE BEAST from flipping me on my belly and riding me like a damn surfboard at Venice Beach
The Beast and I were low-key commiserating at the library after I told him they had a 3 for 1 on dusty tomes in the ancient tongue
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Beast and I were low-key commiserating at the library after I told him they had a 3 for 1 on dusty tomes in the ancient tongue
The Beast is coming to kick your sorry rump
March 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Beast is coming to kick your sorry rump
Break from The Beast to tell everyone I'm feeling a bubbling rage inside me. Could be caused by The Beast's absence or rather his exultation from this once great nation
March 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Break from The Beast to tell everyone I'm feeling a bubbling rage inside me. Could be caused by The Beast's absence or rather his exultation from this once great nation
Pondering the ancient tomes on The Beast. Finding NOTHING cool or badass. This dude is a total FRAUD!!!
February 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Pondering the ancient tomes on The Beast. Finding NOTHING cool or badass. This dude is a total FRAUD!!!
Can't even lift a damn finger in this place anymore without The Beast flying over to see what's what
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Can't even lift a damn finger in this place anymore without The Beast flying over to see what's what
"Hey you want eggs?" I snidely said to The Beast. He let out a meek roar followed by a might slash as my hands were lopped from my arms, eggs splattering to the floor. "Oh well, at least the price of these things is going down. OH WAIT" I turn to the camera. *Record scratch* The Beast kills me
February 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"Hey you want eggs?" I snidely said to The Beast. He let out a meek roar followed by a might slash as my hands were lopped from my arms, eggs splattering to the floor. "Oh well, at least the price of these things is going down. OH WAIT" I turn to the camera. *Record scratch* The Beast kills me
Yep. It happened. Get the gloating done now ok cause yeah, The Beast just raided my storerooms. I knew it would happen but I staved off defenses cause I low-key wanted to tap that thang but The Beast got here when I was on break 💔😭 #crushed #howisthisfairimeanimthecoolesrforcryingoutsake
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yep. It happened. Get the gloating done now ok cause yeah, The Beast just raided my storerooms. I knew it would happen but I staved off defenses cause I low-key wanted to tap that thang but The Beast got here when I was on break 💔😭 #crushed #howisthisfairimeanimthecoolesrforcryingoutsake
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you didn't even considered dr. Pepper could be a woman? Who cares. I considered Dr. Pepper using me for her medical malpractice and got really dizzy about it
February 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
you didn't even considered dr. Pepper could be a woman? Who cares. I considered Dr. Pepper using me for her medical malpractice and got really dizzy about it
THE BEAST is literally flying by my window trying to express his love. Like bro just stop flying for one DAMN second. This younger generation doesn't understand us oldheads can't listen that fast 😱😱 #imanoldasswindbag
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
THE BEAST is literally flying by my window trying to express his love. Like bro just stop flying for one DAMN second. This younger generation doesn't understand us oldheads can't listen that fast 😱😱 #imanoldasswindbag
The Beast absconded with my pal Dangrin. Good riddance I say
January 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Beast absconded with my pal Dangrin. Good riddance I say
RAHHHHH the beast is consuming and nobody cares
January 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
RAHHHHH the beast is consuming and nobody cares
Snacking on popcorn? Yeah.
January 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Snacking on popcorn? Yeah.