December 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Me as a ghost: *whisper* It’s Britney, bitch…
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me as a ghost: *whisper* It’s Britney, bitch…
A coworker who I incorrectly thought was a sub called me Cassandra. It’s been 3 months now so I guess that’s my name now.
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A coworker who I incorrectly thought was a sub called me Cassandra. It’s been 3 months now so I guess that’s my name now.
Sometimes I think about how #giselebundchen has 10 sisters and what it must feel like to be one of them
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sometimes I think about how #giselebundchen has 10 sisters and what it must feel like to be one of them
I asked Siri if Brexit was a good thing or bad thing and her answer was, “you are a yoghurt wearing a monocle
September 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I asked Siri if Brexit was a good thing or bad thing and her answer was, “you are a yoghurt wearing a monocle
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Background paintings by Sue Mondt for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009), created by Craig McCracken, Cartoon Network Studios
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Background paintings by Sue Mondt for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009), created by Craig McCracken, Cartoon Network Studios
I can’t wait to financially afford who I truly am #brokeassbitch
June 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I can’t wait to financially afford who I truly am #brokeassbitch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA #handmaidstale
May 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA #handmaidstale
