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Roy G Biv

@plunkettprime.bsky.social

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Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power. 📍 - Cape Cod

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · Feb 3

Does anyone else want to just drink a few quarts of Hibernol and sleep until this madness is over?

Just asking……

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 4h

From the Abominable Snow Monster of the North to the Wampa of Hoth, whomm’st can say whether they had good in their hearts? In this research paper, I seek to establish……

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 6h

Only 4? He was prez for 8

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

fiscal physical?

is he an appropriated funding stream or annual compliance requirement?

if so? Oct 1, baby!

even Tina is shocked by current affairs.

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

We can go for 90 days w/o a visa

Just drive into the North every 3 months

89 in IRL; 1 in UK; 89 in IRL

Major downside? Can’t work. So you better stack them dollars!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7h

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

i think Irish great-gramps speed up your Irish visa to citizenship application by 2 years.

it’s called “by association”

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah. So you don’t qualify. I’m in the same exact boat.

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

i *almost* qual’ed for a Brit visa, but KingChaz3 didn’t invite 🇺🇸 to join the Commonwealth

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · Mar 21

England offers an Ancestry Visa for Commonwealth citizens whose grandparents were born in the UK

I was kicking the tires on it *last week* and was crestfallen reading the “Commonwealth citizen” requirement

This week? BOOM. I may soon be one. This is LUCK!

(Grandma was born during studies in 🇬🇧!)

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

your mom can

you can’t

to get Irish citizenship via your great-grandparents’ ancestry, your mom would’ve had to have become a citizen before you were born and registered your birth

uhhhhh…….ask me how i know

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

wait. how does mom’s grandparents help??? TELLLLLLL MEEEEEEEE

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

$4.99 Costco chicken
Mateo’s salsa from Costco
Mayo
Rustic bread (toasted) from Costco

Baby, you got a Costco stew going………

Delicious supper

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 7h

this goddamn dinosaur. go play w/ your grandkids, Granny

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Axios @axios.com · 1d

Scoop: Maine Gov. Janet Mills is poised to jump into Maine Senate race

Scoop: Mills poised to jump into Maine Senate race

Gov. Janey Mills' entry into the race would set off another complicated Democratic primary.

trib.al

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 8h

fun fact - his healthcare providers at Walter Reed aren’t getting paid d/t the shutdown.

do your best, fam! 🩺

#cankles

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 8h

credit where it’s due…….all other prezzies would have some carefully orchestrated trip after thousands of staff-hours at State, NSC, the Pentagon, etc. booked months in advance

🍊?

“Keep that shit fueled up. We ball.”

T&Ps to the USSS/DoD planners trying to arrange logistics for this on the fly! 🥴

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 9h

Hakeem Jeffries has no juice.

“Let me ask you a question” repeated 20 times.

No juice. None whatsoever.

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 12h

I’ve met some genuinely great ppl thx to The Old Site and, now, this.

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 12h

“Every country in the world was warmer in the 2010s than in the 1940s — except Ireland”

☘️🥶

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 13h

ouchie, Eloñ

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 13h

Matt Foley saw the future.

But water views near the river? Plz. These ppl don’t have that kinda coin.

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 13h

did Mickey Mouse write this?

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 14h

Don’t answer. We know.

Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 14h

I have a Costco $4.99 roasted chicken that I’m finna eat at lunchtime (when normal ppl eat lunch. 11am (CDT), Jimmy? sicko stuff.)

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 14h

are you traveling?!

we all know Chicago is a food desert except for 🌭s.

a close up of a man wearing a batman mask with the words `` yummy '' written on it .

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 14h

SotH: Did you see that random headline abt not giving backpay to fed govvies?? Let’s discuss!

Also SotH: The president basically yelled, “Seize them!” and I have no opinion on it. I’m not tracking that intimately.

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Roy G Biv @plunkettprime.bsky.social · 14h

it does matter, but you wouldn’t understand

stay online. things are easier here for you

good day