Christian Parroco
@pluroco.bsky.social
Social Media Manager, Photographer, Twitch Streamer
I have opinions on things.
I have opinions on things.
The Taco Bell…betrayed me?
August 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The Taco Bell…betrayed me?
Am I allowed to take the day off bc Im hungover from work related activities? (I had to throw up before pressing send on this bad boy)(I’m on the floor)
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Am I allowed to take the day off bc Im hungover from work related activities? (I had to throw up before pressing send on this bad boy)(I’m on the floor)
Just heard a dude on a date ask shawty what her name was again so he is for sure not getting laid tonight
July 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just heard a dude on a date ask shawty what her name was again so he is for sure not getting laid tonight
I really drank a bottle of Tito’s to myself and polished off someone else’s tequila bottle before I hit .08 smh
July 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I really drank a bottle of Tito’s to myself and polished off someone else’s tequila bottle before I hit .08 smh
Not me drunk ordering the whole farm at Dave’s hot chicken
July 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not me drunk ordering the whole farm at Dave’s hot chicken
Drinking at work for science and I appear to be the only one having trouble getting drunk
July 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Drinking at work for science and I appear to be the only one having trouble getting drunk
Nobody wants to say it so I’ll be the bad guy here: if you are under the age of 70 and still falling for phishing scams in 2025, you deserve it and I don’t feel bad for you. You’ve had a quarter of a century+ to learn all the signs of phishing so it’s just modern day Darwinism at this point.
June 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Nobody wants to say it so I’ll be the bad guy here: if you are under the age of 70 and still falling for phishing scams in 2025, you deserve it and I don’t feel bad for you. You’ve had a quarter of a century+ to learn all the signs of phishing so it’s just modern day Darwinism at this point.
The best part of Rematch is I don’t have to worry about being offsides every 5 seconds and all tackles are legal lmao
June 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The best part of Rematch is I don’t have to worry about being offsides every 5 seconds and all tackles are legal lmao
This is a forpoon, not a spork. I will not be taking any follow up questions.
June 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is a forpoon, not a spork. I will not be taking any follow up questions.
Not me falling asleep with my phone unlocked and accidentally Instagram dm’ing a coworker a voice memo of me snoring at 4 in the morning
June 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Not me falling asleep with my phone unlocked and accidentally Instagram dm’ing a coworker a voice memo of me snoring at 4 in the morning
My uber is going 55 in a 60 in the left lane smh
June 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My uber is going 55 in a 60 in the left lane smh
Throat and nose are a little spicy and I definitely fucked my ankle and my body is going to hurt all over tomorrow but covering tonight’s protest was worth it. That being said, I might be getting too old for this (and too out of shape)
June 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Throat and nose are a little spicy and I definitely fucked my ankle and my body is going to hurt all over tomorrow but covering tonight’s protest was worth it. That being said, I might be getting too old for this (and too out of shape)
Kshama Sawant’s campaign stump speech interrupted by chants of “illegals can’t vote”
June 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Kshama Sawant’s campaign stump speech interrupted by chants of “illegals can’t vote”
Reposted by Christian Parroco
Two announcers from South Korea’s SPOTV, Myung-jung Kim and Se-woon Park, are known for big reactions. They have become social media stars in the U.S. for their reactions during the NBA finals.
Want More Excitement From the N.B.A.? Try the Korean Broadcast.
A pair of over-the-top announcers have become social media stars in the United States for their reactions during the N.B.A. finals.
trib.al
June 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Two announcers from South Korea’s SPOTV, Myung-jung Kim and Se-woon Park, are known for big reactions. They have become social media stars in the U.S. for their reactions during the NBA finals.
Idk if this is considered an anime hot take or not but Vigilantes is much better than MHA
June 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Idk if this is considered an anime hot take or not but Vigilantes is much better than MHA
Smoking weed and playing video games here! twitch.tv/pluroco
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May 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Smoking weed and playing video games here! twitch.tv/pluroco
Reposted by Christian Parroco
Five years after the murder of George Floyd, @pluroco.bsky.social is still carrying the trauma from documenting Seattle’s protests — and still asking: what’s really changed? These photos aren’t nostalgia. They’re a reminder the fight’s still here, and it still needs you.
George Floyd Was Murdered Five Years Ago Today
Five years ago today, Derek Chauvin arrested George Floyd Jr. in Minneapolis for using a counterfeit $20 bill. Chauvin pinned Floyd to the ground, knelt on his neck for nine minutes and 29 seconds, an...
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May 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Five years after the murder of George Floyd, @pluroco.bsky.social is still carrying the trauma from documenting Seattle’s protests — and still asking: what’s really changed? These photos aren’t nostalgia. They’re a reminder the fight’s still here, and it still needs you.
Are my plans for the day to get high and ride the train to Lynnwood for some Olive Garden? Yes, yes they are.
May 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Are my plans for the day to get high and ride the train to Lynnwood for some Olive Garden? Yes, yes they are.
My red flag is I order tuna at subway
May 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My red flag is I order tuna at subway
Reposted by Christian Parroco
Capitol Hill says it’s in crisis—just don’t put a crisis center there. Molly Moon and local business owners packed a meeting to oppose King County’s plan for a 24/7 mental health facility in the old Polyclinic. The problem’s real—they just want it somewhere else.
Does a Neighborhood in Crisis Need a Crisis Center? These Capitol Hill Businesses Don’t Think So
Back in 2023, voters approved a $1.25 billion property-tax levy to create, fund, and run five 24/7 fully-staffed crisis centers, or places anyone, including the uninsured, could go for their mental he...
www.thestranger.com
May 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Capitol Hill says it’s in crisis—just don’t put a crisis center there. Molly Moon and local business owners packed a meeting to oppose King County’s plan for a 24/7 mental health facility in the old Polyclinic. The problem’s real—they just want it somewhere else.
I firmly believe once you go bidet you can’t go back, and I miss my old bidet so much
May 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I firmly believe once you go bidet you can’t go back, and I miss my old bidet so much
I’ve been checking my email every five minutes to see if livenation got back to me about shooting the Kendrick show. Keep your fingers crossed for me fam
May 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’ve been checking my email every five minutes to see if livenation got back to me about shooting the Kendrick show. Keep your fingers crossed for me fam
Idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not but Pokémon Crystal was my favorite Pokémon game
May 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not but Pokémon Crystal was my favorite Pokémon game
Adam Silver continues to make the NBA a joke www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3545031...
Adam Silver Saves The Dallas Mavericks As They Shock The World And Win The Lottery, Landing Their Next Franchise Star In Cooper Flagg
Patrick Smith. Getty Images.HOLY SHIT ADAM SILVER REALLY DID IT!!!!!What do I always say about the NBA and their obsession with leaning into the WWE bit? One of the most famous NBA conspiracy theorie....
www.barstoolsports.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Adam Silver continues to make the NBA a joke www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3545031...
I’m watching Curb from the beginning and thought Ted Danson was Gary Busey and that’s apparently the most racist thing I’ve ever said lmao
May 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m watching Curb from the beginning and thought Ted Danson was Gary Busey and that’s apparently the most racist thing I’ve ever said lmao