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30s, white, queer, they/it, no gender. Talk to me about Murderbot Diaries.
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noisepuppy ... Account from the ball haver Tam: the pressure is getting to me; I wake up and drink half a bottle of diet iron bru from my bedside table; roll out of bed, and psych myself up in the mirror - "you can do this my little pogchamp" I say to myself over and over until I decend into a stupor. 8am: I play an hour of Okami on steam to replenish my chi levels 9am: I look at my balls for a while 10am: I spend 20 or so minutes trying to decide what to wear before realising it's the subartic in midwinter and I'm going to have to dress for - 2C° regardless of what I choose and opt of my trusty black Schott thermal padded winter flight jacket and a pair of loose, warm Uniqlo trousers to give my testicles room to breathe. 11am: crashing out, texting my friends to arange a substitute kickee, an understudy, anybody so I can just become one with the crowd and not go through with it 12am: the homies have arrived, I'm drinking redbush tea in a small cafe by the park; god is in his heaven and all is right with the world 12.15: "you must be here to watch me get kicked in the balls?" 12.40: a circle emerges, from within the circle a palpable energy focuses like a lens down unto me and I feel like I'm gonna pee my pants a little 12.50: cheers begin, several complete families with dogs arrive - more friends appear and assort themselves into a gathering of 'real heads' ready to watch my groin be dessicated by the firm lace of a women for woman woman with a foot loosed through the gates of war as Augustus saw fit the dispatch and return of his troops from far corners through the blessings of Janus. 12.55: I think I left the stove on 1pm: Short introductions are made, grace is shown, beautiful flute music accompanies the gathering 1.03pm: what is left of my dignity disappears up my inguinal canal; I fall to the ground and languish a moment. I can feel it more in my lower chest than I can in my groin but the humour and adrenaline lift me and I'm laughing on my feet again soon. I kneel for the last post.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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tinyglowingsharks • •• Brief report from the flute accompaniment: It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe. After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers. butch-bear-arcadia ... Account from the Large Dyke. Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick. I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic. 10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 AM
plutesboots.bsky.social
a visceral yet succinct comprehension has pierced my heart with this single sentance
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
plutesboots.bsky.social
yeah! plus also miring yourself in the negativity to be a rude asshole all the time is just miserable :( being nicies is nice
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
plutesboots.bsky.social
I love surprising people w/ being kind and the same kindness is also returned! Its not just a delight to be nice, it's also just?? the easier path?? Like it takes actual effort to be a dick so lmao why would that be the default
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM