Mike Brown
@plutokiller.com
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Astronomer, planet hunter, Pluto killer, bear whisperer, finger-wrapped dad. Dangerous secularist. Foot soldier in the War on Cars. He/him. mikebrown.caltech.edu
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I haven't seen him and I am kinda worried
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If it is not released by next summer you should all come on this web site to berate me because I will deserve it.
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feel free to ask me questions. and you don't have to be a planetary science person. all of earth and planetary sciences are eligible.
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Hey planetary science PhD graduaters: I know thinking about applying to postdocs this year seems daunting, so I am here to remind you that we have some REALLY GOOD prize fellowship at Caltech. Come work with me. Or Katherine. Or Heather. Or Konstantin. Or someone. Seriously. These are good. 🔭🪐
Postdoctoral Positions
From the Caltech Division of Geological and Planetary Sciences
www.gps.caltech.edu
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There is a lot of discussion about Patch on the extended neighborhood chat group. And, apparently, in other parts of the neighborhood he is known as "Handsome Dan." I dunno, man, seems like a Patch to me. But glad to know that the whole neighborhood is concerned for him and keeping an eye out.
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A little scary news. Patch is back but completely avoid stepping on his back right paw. I hope his injury is temporary. But we felt bad for him so didn’t even chase him out of the pool for chewing on hoses. Man, he loves to chew on those hoses. Sorry hoses. Get better big buddy.
Patch, the official pool bear of Bluesky, sitting in his favorite pool chewing on his favorite hose. He is ignoring the floating blue ball in the background that we got for him to chew on instead. He stayed a long while, giving his injured back paw a rest.
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it is indeed a hot tub accessed from the thin piece of paver. sometimes Patch himself likes to sit in it (though not while warm, as far as I know)
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we'll be keeping an eye on him, but he seemed to be getting along moderately well. with luck it will be temporary.
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He always goes for the new ones instead of the
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A little scary news. Patch is back but completely avoid stepping on his back right paw. I hope his injury is temporary. But we felt bad for him so didn’t even chase him out of the pool for chewing on hoses. Man, he loves to chew on those hoses. Sorry hoses. Get better big buddy.
Patch, the official pool bear of Bluesky, sitting in his favorite pool chewing on his favorite hose. He is ignoring the floating blue ball in the background that we got for him to chew on instead. He stayed a long while, giving his injured back paw a rest.
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I think I need to live here
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I adore Helsinki
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Currently in Helsinki and I am a traffic problem. I can’t get used to the idea that every single car will stop for a pedestrian so I stand there at a crosswalk while the (few) cars wonder why I am not yet crossing and I glance around nervously — now? It’s ok? Are we sure? (Sig alert Helsinki style)
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If this were me, growing up in northern Alabama in the 70s, it would have been “nope, must have been a Saturn V test”
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It is true. I had to carefully phrase what I said.
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Currently in Berlin remembering what a place where fascism was defeated feels like
Famous mural on a remaining section of the Berlin Wall of Brezhnev and Honecker kissing
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There’s a nice little artisan ice cream place just down the hill. I wonder if he knows about it….
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I have figured it out. The answer is YES! But, also, everything else is actually anti-matter, too. Our entire universe is anti-matter dominated and we were wrong to think it was matter the entire time. Also electrons are positively charged and protons negative. We were wrong there too.
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Spoiler: Pluto dies
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it's Patch in a fur coat! (ok, do not ACTUALLY want polar bears in my pool. except I do)