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A little bit Doug, a little bit Tim
Every time Michael posts about this, I can predict with perfect clarity what the replies will say
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Twitter had many problems but anyone who suggests X isn't much much worse in every way is simply mistaken
December 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I am begging for everyone to stop calling it Twitter. Every time you do, you're reminding people of the site it used to be. It is X, it is a hate-filled propaganda dumpster, and that is all anyone should think of when we talk about it.
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My favorite part of this photo is that one of them can jump over the other one
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
* 3 and out
* 3 and out
* Interception (after a fumble recovery and a couple first downs)
* 3 and out (two were fumble recoveries)
* 3 and out
* Fumble on the first play
* Interception
* 3 and out
* 3 and out

More fumbles (4) than first downs (3). More penalty yards (25) than rushing yards (15).
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's a good sign that three of those years ended with Lombardis and the fourth was the Matt Cassel year
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm saying maybe don't criticize the Patriots for an easy schedule when the Broncos have lost to 2 of the 3 best teams they've faced (Colts, Chargers)
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Of those you listed, only the Eagles are in the playoffs. The others are 5-5, 6-5, and 6-5.

Broncos victories are against teams who have averaged .375
Patriots victories are against teams who have averaged .381
Come on
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Your Broncos have beaten exactly one team currently in the playoff picture. Let's chill with the "Charmin-soft".
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It would help if you would call it X, which is a disinformation platform. By continuing to call it Twitter, lots of people imagine the place it used to be instead of the place it is now.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My stats for the year
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
5-4'33"
August 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A new low for the Titans

What's that you say? The Patriots? Oh no
August 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That's a really busy bus stop. I hope no one was hurt!
July 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
But you can agree there is a line, right? You can't say anything you want in service of "trolling", right? If she called them the f-slur or r-slur, that would be too far, right?
June 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My kitchen contains MSG, guar gum, food colorings, corn syrup, and citric and malic acid. People really underestimate the "weird and wonderful chemicals" available to home cooks nowadays.
June 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
They don't bury alive plums
May 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
These are the same people who berate carnival workers when their kid is half an inch too short for the ride
May 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM