Me when my wife said she wants to eat Mexican tonight (I’m on the right)
October 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me when my wife said she wants to eat Mexican tonight (I’m on the right)
Me sleeping peacefully after making my wife wear the giant purple dildo on her head and do unspeakable things to me with it
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Me sleeping peacefully after making my wife wear the giant purple dildo on her head and do unspeakable things to me with it
How old I feel when wife doesn’t understand my Simpsons references but who cares because this penor ain’t gonna suck itself
September 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
How old I feel when wife doesn’t understand my Simpsons references but who cares because this penor ain’t gonna suck itself
TFW some hag catches you in the Richmond Centre parking lot
September 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
TFW some hag catches you in the Richmond Centre parking lot
My entire existence on BlueSky
September 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My entire existence on BlueSky
TFW you’re sending all the signals to your Christian neighbour to destroy your atheist shit pipe
September 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
TFW you’re sending all the signals to your Christian neighbour to destroy your atheist shit pipe
me butt fucking some small dad missionary in an A&W parking lot in broad daylight
September 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
me butt fucking some small dad missionary in an A&W parking lot in broad daylight
me parenting even though I’m not in BC but my kids are hopefully too dumb to realize
September 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
me parenting even though I’m not in BC but my kids are hopefully too dumb to realize
Me 8 seconds after sending @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social clues
September 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me 8 seconds after sending @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social clues
When all of my normie duopolistic coworkers didn’t like my Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories and now I’m going home feeling like an idiot.
September 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
When all of my normie duopolistic coworkers didn’t like my Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories and now I’m going home feeling like an idiot.
I…. Do they….
Alright.
Alright.
September 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I…. Do they….
Alright.
Alright.
when you’re doing everything you can to distract your toddler from nicking your sugar
September 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
when you’re doing everything you can to distract your toddler from nicking your sugar
tfw your neighbour kicks you out after ploughing you and hands you back the smelly pipe he just degraded you with.
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
tfw your neighbour kicks you out after ploughing you and hands you back the smelly pipe he just degraded you with.
Her: I’m in the backyard, come home and I’ll let you do anything you want to me.
Me: no way José!
Her: I’ll let you talk about Thomas Müller
Me:
Me: no way José!
Her: I’ll let you talk about Thomas Müller
Me:
August 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Her: I’m in the backyard, come home and I’ll let you do anything you want to me.
Me: no way José!
Her: I’ll let you talk about Thomas Müller
Me:
Me: no way José!
Her: I’ll let you talk about Thomas Müller
Me:
when the guy we met at the bar couldn’t handle the noises I make on the cuck chair
August 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
when the guy we met at the bar couldn’t handle the noises I make on the cuck chair
When you just used a ladder to watch Ned and Maude Flanders fuck, and you need to have a lay-down and let the dog drink your piss.
August 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When you just used a ladder to watch Ned and Maude Flanders fuck, and you need to have a lay-down and let the dog drink your piss.
me watching Mr. Hands death video on repeat at full volume at 12:06am while my wife is trying to sleep
August 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
me watching Mr. Hands death video on repeat at full volume at 12:06am while my wife is trying to sleep
me after my wife reminds me I have to take our kid to some birthday party tomorrow and small talk with fucktards
August 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
me after my wife reminds me I have to take our kid to some birthday party tomorrow and small talk with fucktards
