It’s the most normally thing that ever existed. Many people are saying they’ve never seen anything normaler.

Before the election when someone would say “deport them all” I would ask them what they planned to eat.

Yes. This one.

His (and his family’s) economy is truly fantastic. That’s the only economy he cares about.

They were very manly muggers.

I think he meant to say that it is hard to keep women around…

Are there no steps in the airports he visits?
Plenty of room to power walk in the concourse!

Will this golden age come before or after the Republican health care plan?

I agree that a preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with!

I got my cootie spray right here!! (Had my MMR many years ago!)

Except he does know about it. It would be like a student intentionally answering questions wrong on a test because his girlfriend doesn’t like guys that are too smart.

(🤔 My sister used to do this in high school because kids made fun of her for being too smart)

Our president couldn’t pass that test.

I think every elected official should have to take that test.

Nope. This is not a good thing. Try thinking about this just a little more.

I just find it hard to believe that there isn’t someone else in all of Maine who is younger than 70 and doesn’t have Nazi tattoos.
I know Maine is a small state, but really? Those are the only two people who can run?

Did anyone reply:

New phone, who dis?

Well, his lips WERE moving..,

There’s a long waiting list of folks trying to trade in their Ford Expeditions for Smart cars!

This will really help! 🙄