drop the W

as long as I’m pushing it out of you with my fist ☺️

as it turns out, antagonizing queer people in a city that’s 15% queer is a bad way to get re-elected

Anyway. This is how I’ll always remember Bruce Harrell.

Please continue to encourage people to check that their ballots were counted so that we can get any challenges cured.

But I don’t think we need to keep biting our fingernails on this one.

The ballot status report for today (which shows challenged and remaining ballots) won’t be released until 5pm, but at this point, I’ve seen enough.

There is no conceivable way that this could break the other way.

Even though the margin is small, the total number of votes is now fairly large compared to the number of votes that remain to be counted.

Even if 15k ballots remain, Wilson would have to have under a 42% share of those ballots—under her performance for any return group—for her to lose.

we vote entirely by mail!

needs a lil kiss 😘

He’s probably thinking of ways to blame this on “radical left democrats”

my first thought was “is that a pokemon”

also my sexual identity is just: lasers

it’s oddly satisfying to flow with fake ears

I deeply love:

✅ things that are stupid
✅ things that are adorable
✅ things that are jokes about drugs