Joey
@pnwzebra.bsky.social
A zebra in the PNW. (she/her)
No longer making an effort.
♿️ 🏳️🌈 ✡️ 🤟🏻 🐈 🧀 🌲🦉 🏒 ⚾️
No longer making an effort.
♿️ 🏳️🌈 ✡️ 🤟🏻 🐈 🧀 🌲🦉 🏒 ⚾️
OH THANK GOD!! Jesus fuck I was so fucking worried. Whew.
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OH THANK GOD!! Jesus fuck I was so fucking worried. Whew.
All it took was ditching Marchment.
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
All it took was ditching Marchment.
You may be a “satire account” but this is excellent coverage.
December 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You may be a “satire account” but this is excellent coverage.
I thought this post was going to be about narcissistic parents.
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I thought this post was going to be about narcissistic parents.
I once saw him at a CPK in Los Angeles. I enjoy that his tastes in food are so basic.
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I once saw him at a CPK in Los Angeles. I enjoy that his tastes in food are so basic.
It’s impossible *not* to watch him as he’s literally everywhere on the ice no matter where you look.
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’s impossible *not* to watch him as he’s literally everywhere on the ice no matter where you look.
That one’s going on his highlight reel.
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
That one’s going on his highlight reel.
Do you know why they aren’t playing CJ?
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Do you know why they aren’t playing CJ?
My favorite Joe Don Baker line from any movie is in Criminal Law: “A crazy killer IS crazy, and he WILL kill you.” Folk poetry.
May 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My favorite Joe Don Baker line from any movie is in Criminal Law: “A crazy killer IS crazy, and he WILL kill you.” Folk poetry.
What a self-important fool.
May 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What a self-important fool.
I like the alt text assertion that the roo is a customer.
May 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I like the alt text assertion that the roo is a customer.