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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1h

I would be a great person to mug because I am calm and will not startle my robber into shooting or shanking me.

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 3h

I know my shit about the CIA

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 5h

My balls are swelling up and if I don't take them out I think I might burst

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 7h

I'm at the University of Pussy

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 9h

i have a lot of respect for women because I dated one for a couple of weeks, she was nice enough

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 11h

You know me, I'd sooner eat locusts and termite eggs than buy anything from a giant candy corporation

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 14h

just heard one of the most evil riffs of all time

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 16h

When you call me on my!!!

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 18h

I have been declared by God, "not guilty" by a jury of my peers, and "absolutely innocent" by a third. This verdict has been Conclusive!

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 20h

i dont trust anyone who doesn't have a good tweet

Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 22h

its so unfair to cut down a man at a baseball game just because he was throwing the ball really rough