(in the supermarket) who ordered the pea?
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 AM
(in the supermarket) who ordered the pea?
Just took the world first ever picture of the dick & balls
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Just took the world first ever picture of the dick & balls
It is with unbearable bitterness that I toot my own horn tonight.
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It is with unbearable bitterness that I toot my own horn tonight.
I have a massive testosterone fetish which is why I have sex with old people
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I have a massive testosterone fetish which is why I have sex with old people
My son is posting scary pictures of me on facebook
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 AM
My son is posting scary pictures of me on facebook
The biggest threat to our planet is cockroaches
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The biggest threat to our planet is cockroaches
I'm making chicken wings... for my followers!
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'm making chicken wings... for my followers!
When you get in a fight and you know that the enemy has 30000 punches and kicks
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 AM
When you get in a fight and you know that the enemy has 30000 punches and kicks
I like music. I like to listen to it
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I like music. I like to listen to it
Watched one season of True Detective and Im gay now
January 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Watched one season of True Detective and Im gay now
I'm not gay I'm straight edge
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I'm not gay I'm straight edge
Walking into the bathroom after having sex and looking in the mirror and smiling and pissing out a huge cloud of germs that float around in the fog
January 19, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Walking into the bathroom after having sex and looking in the mirror and smiling and pissing out a huge cloud of germs that float around in the fog
I have been told by multiple people, that their life is in danger
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I have been told by multiple people, that their life is in danger
I'm glad they gave the vaccine to small mammals. Small mammals dont have the endurance to cope with daily life
January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I'm glad they gave the vaccine to small mammals. Small mammals dont have the endurance to cope with daily life
They say he who sleeps with the slumbering man will never awake
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
They say he who sleeps with the slumbering man will never awake
The Grinning Merchant is on his way to Portland to pick up a huge wheel that weighs 200 pounds
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The Grinning Merchant is on his way to Portland to pick up a huge wheel that weighs 200 pounds
if i see you i will yank you from your horse, and steal your horse
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
if i see you i will yank you from your horse, and steal your horse
the yokozuna has been notified of your insolent behavior in the kitchen
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
the yokozuna has been notified of your insolent behavior in the kitchen
i can be a girl and be cool to girls
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
i can be a girl and be cool to girls
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
i can be a girl and be mean to boys
I keep getting notifications from a mysterious app
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I keep getting notifications from a mysterious app
Me: Im Epstein, Im Epstein, Im Epstein
Date: ?????
Date: ?????
January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Me: Im Epstein, Im Epstein, Im Epstein
Date: ?????
Date: ?????
I don't think any of us are human
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I don't think any of us are human