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Pobnellion
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I am a genius, all alone genius.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 14m
the secret to happiness is regularly taking two sips of water and regularly thinking about death
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 2h
Dont worry, we find out what happens when you try to fuck the president
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 4h
*gets slashed across the face*
HITLER???
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 6h
I would be a great person to mug because I am calm and will not startle my robber into shooting or shanking me.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 8h
I know my shit about the CIA
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 11h
My balls are swelling up and if I don't take them out I think I might burst
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 13h
I'm at the University of Pussy
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 15h
i have a lot of respect for women because I dated one for a couple of weeks, she was nice enough
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 17h
You know me, I'd sooner eat locusts and termite eggs than buy anything from a giant candy corporation
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 19h
just heard one of the most evil riffs of all time
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 21h
When you call me on my!!!
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I have been declared by God, "not guilty" by a jury of my peers, and "absolutely innocent" by a third. This verdict has been Conclusive!
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
i dont trust anyone who doesn't have a good tweet
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
its so unfair to cut down a man at a baseball game just because he was throwing the ball really rough
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I'm a very strange man. I've always known that.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
My dick is completely normal size.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
My ancestors loved comedy
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
"Ive been trying to kill you for years." -The Wiggles
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I have a feverish hatred of women. and the only cure is more medication.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I'm a powerful wizard, and so are all my followers. So what? I sit back and enjoy the show.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I have only just begun to understand the terrible, deformed creatures that live in the shadows
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
I'm getting a little saucy with the big cheese
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 1d
the best time to eat some nuts was 30 years ago
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 2d
im a fucking machine you see
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 2d
i don't care about gay people i only care about scientists
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