he's now gone to sleep on my lap. I love him a lot.

coat, bag and phone now all found thank fuck.

fortunately had my keys in my pocket, returned to a sleeping Norm who absolutely lost his shit once he realised I was back

www.tiktok.com/@bosbosnorm

just posting from across the pond to say this cunt and Thatcher ruined lives

British, never heard of this. The one true way is to feed the duvet inside the cover, pinch both sides at the top then shake until distributed. Easy.

no that is and has always undeniably been a fart walk.