It’s unfortunate that I eat so many beets because I’ll never know if there’s blood in m—Yes, I’m sorry, and my greatest weakness?

We’ve got a Chicago pope? Break out the good Malort!

I'm in a coffee shop, but because there is an obnoxiously loud guy near me, I'm playing *the sound of an artificial coffee shop* through my earphones to drown him out. There should be a word for this. Preferably one of those long German ones.

Medicaid provides 40% of the funding for community health centers.

Medicaid supports 2 out of 3 people in nursing homes.

Medicaid provides health care to 41 million children.

Trump and his Republican friends want to enact massive cuts to the program.

We won't let them.

Easily the most random spam text I’ve received.

Who would ever want to eat the big pickle in a jar? It’s all about the little guys.