you just gotta keep an eye out

took some pictures in my yard

Theyy should invent folk punk with good vocals, and also jazz with bad vocals. I want to hear an angelic voice singing about marlboro reds and a wheezing whippet abuser slurring the words to girl from ipanema

I... must go?

Nothing ever happens, anyone can see
Nothing ever happens
Nothing ever happens to me

I like working, but I like not working even more. Honestly I only go to work so that when I'm not working it feels that much better by comparison.

You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. The description on the inside of the dust jacket is fair game however.

I don't get why people make such a big deal about crossing the Rubicon. Even without the bridge there it looks like a pretty modest undertaking.

When I say "I need a vacation" what I actually mean is "I need to be placed in an enclosure by a trained staff responsible for my welfare and enrichment"