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Poe Black
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Friendly Neighborhood cryptid.
Finally gotten around to watching Knives out, I need that coffee mug.
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 AM
17 years ago, my mother opened the back door during a storm and a gray cat ran in and jumped on the couch like she owned the place.

Today I had to put her down. She was 17 years and 8 months old.
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Being Sick sucks.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I need some linguistics help. Would a group of goths be considered a "Coven of goths", a "murder of goths" or a "seance of goths"?
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas ceases its illegal occupation of November.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"and as a final spite against my father, my creator; I got my PHD." The lumbering creature got up, the floorboards creaked under his weight as he lumbered towards the door, gently opened it and said. "If you See MISTER Frankenstein, tell him I'm a Doctor now, and expect to be referred to as one.
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Continents

xkcd.com/3159/
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So I have a scented candle burning right now that is meant to smell like a pumpkin cream cookie. But for some reason it smells more like bacon.
October 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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It's pumpkin month!!
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Syncing up all the LEDs in my PC to my monitor and putting on AMVs activates my Crow brain.

It's so flashy and shiny.
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just Finished Shepherd's crown.

I read The first Novel Back in 2008, but spent about two years reading* all 41 of them, including the ones I read before.

*Technically listening to them as audio books. Peter serifinowicz is now the voice i hear whenever I imagine death speaking.
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Stuck a wooden cutting board, Glass baking pan, and pizza stone in oven to dry when I was doing dishes. Later when I wanted to bake garlic knots, I checked the oven and took out the glass baking pan and pizza stone. A while later I was wondering why the candle I lit has a burning wood smell.
August 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Had my teeth cleaned for the first time in about 10 years. The entire time my mind pictured my teeth being carved away like harden sand with the song "Dentist" from Little Shop of Horrors stuck in my head. I didn't realize how tense I kept my neck was until it was sore for the rest of the day.
August 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Cleaning and found some old drawings I did in high school
August 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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1006 - There are others comicpress.socksandpuppets.com/comic/1006-t...

Look, I never said there wasn’t **A** princess here, just not our one.

#SlayThePrincess #Comic
July 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Ok, you have my attention.
I’ve learned over the last two years that the most effective way to get people interested in Kamen Rider is by explaining that there’s a movie where the evil Dr. Pac-Man releases the Pac-Man virus and as a result Kamen Rider has to fight the real Pac-Man.

And it’s integral to the plot.
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
He's just standing there, aura farming.
July 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Been listening to Alice isn't Dead. I've just started season 3 and so far I've been really enjoying it.
July 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Maybe the people who are looking to reduce government spending should ask "How the Fuck did they spend a half billion on a facility made with Dog Kennels and plastic tarps that cages people in conditions that would give Hitler a Stiffy?"
July 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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The tree started it. 😂
June 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The problem with Star Wars is that it's based upon WW II fighting tactics that, as technology progresses, we realize wouldn't work in a sci-fi setting.
June 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Full confession, I like the fishing mini-game in Stardew Valley. I think it's a lot of fun. I find "wait until bobber moves, then press A to instantly catch fish to be boring. Stardew Valley adds skill to catching a fish.
June 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM