this was a really difficult question but i think Neptune and Triton are underappreciated

too many writers are afraid to touch on important topics like "what if a guy was married to his sword and it let him cheat at children's games and kill a horrible angel?"

if i had a nickel just for every time someone told me Pacific Rim was a bad movie and it turned out in subsequent conversation that they were fully thinking of Michael Bay's Transformers, i would have 2 nickels

and listen. no shade. i don't know how to write a mystery either.

i might have a problem

what an age we live in though