Morbid Poet
@poetmorbid.bsky.social
Occasional musings of a morbid poet. All quotes are mine own. 🤔
From 🐣 to 🏞️! A journey from 2014 to 2025 🧐
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
From 🐣 to 🏞️! A journey from 2014 to 2025 🧐
If only I was half the ma Steve Harrington is. 💭
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If only I was half the ma Steve Harrington is. 💭
Ah yes, the first piss of the day is sublime.
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ah yes, the first piss of the day is sublime.
Stroking your beard is like instant access to wisdom. 🤔
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Stroking your beard is like instant access to wisdom. 🤔
If you think about it... it’s like a toaster rollercoaster 🍞
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you think about it... it’s like a toaster rollercoaster 🍞
Bloody milk face!!! 🍼
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bloody milk face!!! 🍼
I’ve always thought of myself as more of a cashew 🤔
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ve always thought of myself as more of a cashew 🤔
Meek, subservient, that is the psychology of it. 🤷🏼♂️
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Meek, subservient, that is the psychology of it. 🤷🏼♂️
They’re relentless concussive blasts! 💥
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They’re relentless concussive blasts! 💥
*burps* ...that tasted like Salad. 🥗
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*burps* ...that tasted like Salad. 🥗
...Alas, the whimsical scarf was a mirage.
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
...Alas, the whimsical scarf was a mirage.
Chasing a stray scarf, Giza-bound across the desert.
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Chasing a stray scarf, Giza-bound across the desert.
I am just doomed to break wind 😢
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I am just doomed to break wind 😢
The purpose of film is to entertain as well as educate us. Mixing profit with pleasure. 🎬💰
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The purpose of film is to entertain as well as educate us. Mixing profit with pleasure. 🎬💰
Rest In Peace, my best buddy. Timmy, you have given me the best 14 years of my life. #Man'sBestFriend
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Rest In Peace, my best buddy. Timmy, you have given me the best 14 years of my life. #Man'sBestFriend
Everything's being swallowed by grey 🌫
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Everything's being swallowed by grey 🌫
A bird flapping it's wings, into the vast horizon! 🦅
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A bird flapping it's wings, into the vast horizon! 🦅
Using 60 quid as a beermat. 🍺☕️ #Beergeosie
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Using 60 quid as a beermat. 🍺☕️ #Beergeosie
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It sounds like water, but it smells like an ambush! 🤔🌊
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It sounds like water, but it smells like an ambush! 🤔🌊
I am tired of being bound by this mortal coil! 🎧
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I am tired of being bound by this mortal coil! 🎧
The narrative structure is no more...
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The narrative structure is no more...