The world anytime I try to improve anything in my life.

Oh mistakes were made. I had coffee coffee today and now I am AnXiEtY. I was lured in by my pumpkin spice weakness 😩

See ya next year big pickle! #picklesburg

No one else cares about my new son, but I'm obsessed with him. #seabunny

Every time I try to play MH Rise all I can think is that I’d rather be playing world. I do keep trying tho.

I hate it here. Got a call from a speciality doctor who insisted I did not have a referral for the two visits I did with her. I’m literally holding the damn paper that says otherwise in my hands. 🙃 #ushealthcare

Friends, what is your most unhinged #dnd group? Mine currently consists of an old man Harengon, a Plasmoid Shade tattoo artist, a Kobold, a demon possessed previous homunculus, a half Aarakocra half Kalashtar, and a busty Teifling.

Finally! Been dying to get to this spot in the city! I’m in my #matcha glory.

Me watching in horrified helplessness as the pans I can see now I for sure overfilled bake and praying they don’t overflow #baking

We have squats. #modelkit #gunpla #nge

I love my mother I do, but never give her music permission unless you want nothing but country pop and Jimmy buffet for hours.

Bought baby’s first (not exactly) gunpla and started building it. If I wasn’t full of micro plastics before I am now. After about 3-4 hours this is as far as I got 💀
#modelkit #nge

Me to literally anyone: Hey things seem really bad right now and I’m worried it’ll get way worse.

Everyone: Wtf you’re crazy get out of here with that conspiracy theory crap.

Living every millennials dream cleaning out my mothers pantry.

This really does give 2010s Twitter. I’m here for it.